Wake Me Up When It's Spring, Please

MelBivDevoe

I bet many of you were hibernating during Winter Storm Nemo, though probably not by choice.  Storms like that are precisely why we moved south, although I do miss the joy of a good snow day every now and then.  Check out the snowfall totals and pics of the storm here.  (USA Today)

Pinky shared this link recently and I think it's worthy of passing on.  If you've ever wanted to volunteer your time but feel you don't have much to give, this site is perfect for you - it lists "microvolunteering" ideas that you can do from home.  (Help From Home)

I knew Lay's was holding a contest to create a new flavor of potato chip, but I didn't realize they'd started making the finalists already.  Here are three flavors that have already hit some shelves around the country.  I will just stick to the salt & vinegar chips, thanks.  (Laughing Squid)

Here's some macabre (and expensive) bling, just in time for Valentine's Day.  I dig it.  But do the joints move or do you have to hold your hand like that while you wear it?  (Geeks Are Sexy)

How Do I Love Thee Craft Projects, Let Me Count They Ways

                                                               Park

I love lists.  Top ten movies, to do's, reasons to give high fives (I'm with Barney of HIMYM, consolation fives should be a thing).  However, there is no list I like better then a list of different cool things you can do with a simple object.

The focus of today's links are folks that are not so much crafters, but magicians, transforming things in front of your eyes into things you never even dreamed of.  Well, maybe you dreamed of it, maybe you have very crafty dreams.  But still, these folks are impressive.

Oh and there's some cute Valentine's day ideas and life hacks thrown in, because I think you're swell.

35 ways to wear a scarf.  I may never wear a shirt as a shirt again. (Knot Just a Scarf)

Wednesdays Are For The Dogs. Sorry.

Kolby

Well, a good day to you all!  I hope you're having a halfway decent week.  Onto the links!

A horribly ugly Pekingnese was named Best In Show at Westminster last night.  Seriously, those dogs are scary.  (ESPN)

Well, okay, dying your old white Macbook is one do-it-yourself project I don't recommend trying, but I'm linking to it anyway, just in case following advice ain't your bag.  (BrainDeadLock Labs)

Hey, maybe it's the background that makes all those formal prom photos look so awkward.  Then again, maybe not.  (imgur)

You Did It All For The Nookie? Bad Move

Pinky McLadybits

There are just some things that aren't a good idea for gifts on Valentine's Day. It doesn't matter how much thought went into it, it's just bad juju for your scoring prospects. I've snagged what I deem to be shitty Valentine's Day Gifts. Feel free to argue or agree in the comments. 

The Best And Worst Of V-Day: Readers Share!

via Instructables

Over on our Facebook Page we asked readers to tell us their best and worst Valentine's Day stories. We didn't get a ton of responses, but we definitely got some great stories! Read what they had to say and feel free to share your own in the comments!

I Hope You Came To A Mutual Understanding Of Some Sort With Your Valentine

Pinky McLadybits

The Body Shop is giving you a free regular-size Body Butter with code VALENTINE and a purchase of $30 or more. Choose from Coconut, Strawberry, or Chocomania.

NewEgg is having a 48 hour sale on laptops, televisions, speakers, games, and more. 

Chinese Laundry is offering 20% off your entire purchase with code BEOURS20.

SiriusXM has up to 50% off radios and free shipping when you spend $49 or more.

Happy Day Before Valentine's Day. Here, Have Some Jamie Dornan. That's Better!

Kolby

Well, it's Monday AND the day before Valentine's Day.  Say it with me:  Double UGH.  If you're looking to today's Hot Links to help you escape from tomorrow's onslaught of luv, I'll just apologize now, before your disgust sets in.  Enjoy?

It's kind of adorable when young people agonize over what to do for Valentine's Day.  Rookies.  (xkcd)

Like Pinterest?  Love porn?  Well, then have I got the website for you (you piggy).  (Business Insider)

These tragic love stories would give Nicholas Sparks a run for his millions.  And they're all true.  (Live Science)

I was halfway through this story on the stigma attached to postcoital contraception before I realized it was written in 1993.  What does that say about our society's views on the reproductive health of women, and how far it hasn't come in the last twenty years? (The New York Times)

Nerds Need Lovin', Too. They Probably Won't Know What To Do With It, But Still.

Kolby

Good afternoon, lovelies!  I trust you all had a delightful week and are ready for some downtime.  It's Friday!  Let's celebrate with some tender man meat.

More than a few of my friends positively adore Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  I don't see it, but far be it from me to begrudge his admirers a peek at his evolution from skinny nerdchild into slightly-less skinny nerdman.  (imgur)

Hey, dweebs and dweebettes, type this long-ass equation (I'm not typing it here - I needed a second cup of coffee to focus long enough to just look at it) into Google for a Valentine's Day surprise.  (Mashable)

Please tell me you don't need this article to know that tech gadgets probably won't make the best Valentine's Day gifts for your ladies, guys.  Guys?  (TechCrunch)

All the Single Ladies: Single Girls' Guide To V-Day

Rusty

Valentine’s day is coming up, as I’m sure you’re aware thanks to commercials, made for TV movies, made for movies movies, and the excessive amounts of pink decorating any retail store you go to. If you’re single, even if you’re cool with being single, it can be a bit of a rough time of year. Here’s my way of making it slightly less awful on myself:

I Got More Deals Than I Got Gray Hairs

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins has a free Deluxe Hydration Kit with any $75 purchase and code VALENTINE.

Classic Shapewear has a Stretch Satin Bustier Set for $9.99 and free shipping.

Daily Steals Mobile has a Motorola Car Bluetooth Speaker for $14.99. 

Maidenform is having a $15 bra sale. Use code RSIM0112 to save 25% and SLICKFREESHIP for free shipping. They also have Buy 3 Get 1 Free Panties.

Valentines' Day Gifts: A Time To Buy Me Sweet Stuff

I don't want chocolates (can't indulge on diet), I don't want only flowers (they totally die), and I don't want just dinner. I want a gift for this Valentine's Day! And not a pre-packaged gift that hundreds of other people also chose for their significant other while browsing Target the day before V-Day. I want something that says PINKY. Not literally you see, as I want this handmade necklace from etsy store Pica Pica Press.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 theater silhouette locket in silver. I need it like a crackhead needs a fix, but with less puking and about the same amount of blowies. I adore it. Gimme. - Pinky

Too Many Contributors Only Serves To Create AWESOMESAUCE

Kolby, Park, Nora

So, they've made another Spider-man movie.  I...don't know how I feel about this, and it's probably because I can't bring myself to care.  (Pajiba)

Well, just like everything else in this great country of ours, Chrysler's Super Bowl "Halftime in America" ad has become political fodder.  What's your take on it?  (MSNBC)

We've all overheard someone stating a fact that we know to be completely untrue.  Here are a few doozies.  (Reddit)

Online dating is now the second-most popular way for couples to meet.  The first is still drunk sex followed by an awkward breakfast "date."  What you you mean?  That totally counts as a relationship!  (The Huffington Post)

Here Come The Valentine's Deals! And Beckham's Body!!

Pinky McLadybits

Metrostyle has $15 off $65 or more with code MS39006.

Barnes and Noble is offering a free $25 gift card when you purchase a Nook with a MasterCard.

Kohl's has 15% off Spring Break items (ugh) with code FAMFUN15.

ShirtWoot! is having their Random Shirt Sale. $6.66 and free shipping gets you a random shirt they grab in the warehouse. Pick your size.

A Bare Naked Lady: A Hot Ink Stunt-Writer Reveals All

 Godtopussy

Hello Lovelies!

I have decided to bare-all about my bare-all experience to you - although like a total wuss, I won't be publishing my real name with this article. Spicing up a relationship shouldn't have to come at the cost of a full year of facebook teasing, I always say.

However - I'd be very happy to answer any questions you might have about my experience with waxing so if you comment below the jump, I'll do my best to get back to you with the help of our lovely Editors, who have promised to post my answers through a veil of secrecy.

***Warning: while I don't plan to be rude about it, I will be explaining things in...um...detail, so please decide where your personal *ick* borders lie before jumping in!***

Kolby Efron Has A Lovely Ring To It, N'est-Ce Pas?

Kolby

Happy Friday my adorable little eclairs!  Let's kick the weekend off with a wee bit of fresh meat, shall we?  Oh, I think so.

Yes.  Zac Efron IS a man.  Why was I the only woman to think so until now?  Good looking out, Glamour.  (Glamour)

See?  Even heathens and non-believers are capable of charity.  So what if the devil made them do it? (Alternet)

An Illinois man who listed President Obama's old car for sale on Ebay failed to receive a single bid.  I'm not sure if it was the million-dollar price tag or the fact that it's a goddamn Chrysler.  (Huff Post Chicago)

I'm on a serious avocado kick lately.  I actually had to check if it was possible to overdose on them, that's how much I'm in love with avocados right now.  I'm not quite sure how this recipe for Eggs Baked in Avocados will feel in my tummy, but by golly, I'm going to try it.  (Babble)

I'll Take My Groundhog With Extra Cilantro, Thanks

Kolby

I'm back, friends and lovers!  It's been a rollercoaster of a few days for me, but the short and sweet of it is that a group of the most amazing people on the planet (also, Mars) got together and presented yours truly with a shiny new laptop on which to pretend to work.  I'm still in shock, and ever so grateful.  There are good people in the world?  No effing way!  So, without further BS, here are your Groundhog Day (don't get me started on that little bastard and his shadow) Hot Links.

If this infographic is a reliable indicator, then we are, like, so totally not alone in the universe.  Someone get Jodie Foster on the horn. (Space)

Bone Luging Isn't As Dirty As It Sounds

Pinky McLadybits

Via Pleated Jeans

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS SEQUEL, EVERYONE! WOOOO! (The Hollywood Reporter)

Speaking of sequels of sorts, break out your brand, put on your $3000 suit, and grab your hermano. Arrested Development is moving forward, with all cast members signed on and episodes being written! (NME)

I can't get a TARDIS front door, but this guy has turned his office into an Aperture waiting room? Not fair! (Telnets via Kotaku)

Aside from that Portal 2 run over Christmas, I don't get to play a lot of video games anymore. I blame books and movies and having just a Wii. This list of the 15 Most Frustrating Situations in Video Games still pains me all the same. (Dorkly)

InStyle Magazine for February: Barrymore, Louboutins, and Boredom

Pinky McLadybits

Drew Barrymore is InStyle's February 2012 cover girl. While looking for a nice photo of the cover to share with all of you, I found that Barrymore is engaged. Again. Dude, I still thought she was dating Justin Long. These guys really jump the gun on trying to lock these actresses down. Dumbasses.

I would also like to go on record as saying that I hate Drew's hair. I really hate that this whole "purposely dark roots and lighter ends" thing has gone from trailer to chic. Ombre? Whatevs.

Anyway, this month's cover proclaims SEXIER BY TONIGHT: 10 SHORTCUTS TO HOT! THE NEW RULES OF FIGURE FLATTERY! 20 SUPER AMAZING SHOES! INSTANTLY DOUBLE YOUR WARDROBE OPTIONS! 

They really need to get someone over the age of 14 to write their cover blurbs. And maybe invest in some lowercase letters. Please and thank you.