What's Cuter Than a Penguin? A Penguin Pumpkin!

MelBivDevoe

Just in time for you to start your Halloween planning, here are 37 pumpkin decorating ideas that require no carving.  My favorite - that cute lil' guy to the left.  (BuzzFeed)

Oooh, this dragon claw bracelet is a total must-have. (The Mary Sue)

I can't tell if this article is praising Emma Watson for bringing back the dress-over-pants trend, or merely commenting on it.  Was that a trend that really needed to be revived??  (Styleite)

"Law & Order: SVU" will be doing a "50 Shades of Grey" themed episode this year.  I honestly did not know that show was still on the air.  Huh.  (The Gloss)

Who Doesn't Love a Guy in a Suit?

MelBivDevoe

Good morning!  I hope you had a wonderful weekend, dear reader.  I spend a good portion of mine scrolling through this tumblr, Guys in Suits.  It is what is says it is, and it is GLORIOUS.  (Guys in Suits)

The world lost two pioneers over the weekend.  First, Jerry Nelson, who brought such Muppets as Count Von Count to life, passed away at the age of 78.  (Washington Post)

Then, on Saturday, Neil Armstrong, a true American hero who took a "giant leap for mankind" as the first man to walk on the moon, also passed away, at age 82.  What Nelson and Armstrong have in common was how their actions inspired millions, albeit in different ways.   (NY Times)

And on Sunday, Snooki gave birth to a baby boy.  MTV is calling baby Lorenzo the "world's youngest guido."  Oy.  I'd make a snarky comment about MTV being classy, but let's face it, Snooki herself is probably calling him a guido, too.  (People)  

10 Sexiest Photos of JGL

Dixie

Just to get you ladies and gentlemen whipped up into a lather about the upcoming release of The Dark Knight Rises this summer, we present the 10 Sexiest Photos of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Happy Birthday Elvis Stojko ! (With Additional Heart-Warmingness)

Park

Okay, perhaps if you're not Canadian the birth of Elvis Stojko isn't a thing and the connection between figure skating and internet links isn't clear... but trust..the man is amazing!!!  And while I don't know the man personally, I feel like he's the type that would love internet links for his b-day (see Elvis, I get you)

Here are some links that may or may not relate to the majesty of Elvis Stojko (okay, they almost 100% don't relate)

Here's an interview with the newest Dr Who Companion.  What do we think about her? (I like her, and I bet Elvis does too) (Doctor WhoUK) 

Nerds Need Lovin', Too. They Probably Won't Know What To Do With It, But Still.

Kolby

Good afternoon, lovelies!  I trust you all had a delightful week and are ready for some downtime.  It's Friday!  Let's celebrate with some tender man meat.

More than a few of my friends positively adore Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  I don't see it, but far be it from me to begrudge his admirers a peek at his evolution from skinny nerdchild into slightly-less skinny nerdman.  (imgur)

Hey, dweebs and dweebettes, type this long-ass equation (I'm not typing it here - I needed a second cup of coffee to focus long enough to just look at it) into Google for a Valentine's Day surprise.  (Mashable)

Please tell me you don't need this article to know that tech gadgets probably won't make the best Valentine's Day gifts for your ladies, guys.  Guys?  (TechCrunch)

Bone Luging Isn't As Dirty As It Sounds

Pinky McLadybits

Via Pleated Jeans

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS SEQUEL, EVERYONE! WOOOO! (The Hollywood Reporter)

Speaking of sequels of sorts, break out your brand, put on your $3000 suit, and grab your hermano. Arrested Development is moving forward, with all cast members signed on and episodes being written! (NME)

I can't get a TARDIS front door, but this guy has turned his office into an Aperture waiting room? Not fair! (Telnets via Kotaku)

Aside from that Portal 2 run over Christmas, I don't get to play a lot of video games anymore. I blame books and movies and having just a Wii. This list of the 15 Most Frustrating Situations in Video Games still pains me all the same. (Dorkly)

Suit Up! It's Friday And We're Going Out!

Pinky McLadybits

Jos A. Banks has buy one suit and get 2 suits, 2 shirts, and 2 silk ties FREE. I am not even kidding. 

Urban Outfitters has up to 89% off sale items. 

A Gift Personalized is offering a personalized NFL Mug for $12.99 and free shipping.

Walmart has the Kodak M5350 16 MP Digital Camera and accessories for $54.

DSW has clearance items up to 50% off. 

The Body Shop has several deals right now. 35% off top-rated products. Buy 2 Get 1 Free or Buy 1 Get 1 50% off on all body, bath, fragrance, hair, and accessories.

Men We Wouldn't Touch With Your Hoobie (Figgy CRAY!)

Pinky and The Ladies of Hot Ink

There are some men in Hollywood or sports, television or fashion, that we are told are hot. Sometimes there is just no way in hell that these men would be considered attractive if it weren't for their money. Or maybe it's just that different people like different things. WHATEVER.

As for me, the Eleventh Doctor just doesn't float my little man in the boat. AT ALL. Some people call him attractive, I call him eyebrowless, flippy-haired, odd face. If this Doctor showed up I would have to pass on traveling with him on account of his face. shudder

Once again Figgy proves that old adage, "Figgy hates all good things, but she loves HAMM."

Pinky's Brain Has Broken: Enjoy These Pictures of Hot Men

Pinky McLadybits

You know what I like? Besides that. Well, yeah but not what I was thinking of this time. I like pictures of stuff. So, here are photos of the men that make the Ladies of Hot Ink tingly. In a good way.