She's So Dramatic, I Want to Set Myself On Fire

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Happy Monday, y'all.  Let's start things off with a laugh or two, shall we?  This tumblr mashes up images of Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development" with actual quotes from Mitt Romney.  It's unreal how easily you could be fooled into thinking that these are quotes from the show instead.  (Lucille and Mitt)

I will never look at Joe Flacco the same way again after seeing this NFL quarterbacks/Muppets comparison.  If I ever hear him call someone a "weirdo," I might die of laughter.  (BuzzFeed)

Has Anyone In This Family Ever Even SEEN A Chicken?

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Guys, its happening, its really happening.  Arrested Development is back! (Gawker)

You know you've really got it made when your life can feature your own private terrifying animatronic stereotypes (io9)

A really beautiful photo of the Earth from space (Science Dump)

The finger fork: best or stupidest gadget ever? You decide.  I think its the stupidest (iwidk)

But Where Did The Lighter Fluid Come From?

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You see  Woot 's shirt of the day, right there? I NEED IT. I NEED IT LIKE THE INTERNET NEEDS MEMES. $12 + free shipping. 

Express has an extra 40% off their already reduced clearance items. 

Smashbox is having a beauty blowout. 

Get a $15 iTunes giftcard for $7.50 from Saveology.

Ulta has a free 13 piece set with any $17.50 purchase of select Ulta Brand items. Save $3.50 off $10 purchase with code 76298.

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Bone Luging Isn't As Dirty As It Sounds

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X-MEN: FIRST CLASS SEQUEL, EVERYONE! WOOOO! (The Hollywood Reporter)

Speaking of sequels of sorts, break out your brand, put on your $3000 suit, and grab your hermano. Arrested Development is moving forward, with all cast members signed on and episodes being written! (NME)

I can't get a TARDIS front door, but this guy has turned his office into an Aperture waiting room? Not fair! (Telnets via Kotaku)

Aside from that Portal 2 run over Christmas, I don't get to play a lot of video games anymore. I blame books and movies and having just a Wii. This list of the 15 Most Frustrating Situations in Video Games still pains me all the same. (Dorkly)

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Like The Guy In The $3,000 Suit Needs Deals. COME ON!

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Victoria'a Secret is having a sale with 25%-40% off bras. Their clearance also has $2.99 panties with code 299PANTY and clearance bras $14.99 and up.

Amazon has Arrested Development, Seasons 1-3 (Full Series) on DVD for $47.99.

That Daily Deal has an octopus porcelain mug for $7.99.

EXPRESS has clearance up to 70% off with an additional 40% off through Monday. 

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Hump Day. Yep.

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Woot!'s shirt of the day is this lovely creation on the left. It is called Blue (Never)Nude. You can wear it while you take a banger in the mouth! $10 and free shipping.

Old Navy has 20% off your online purchase with code ONHOLIDAY. Today only!

Amazon has the Lord of the Rings Trilogy on blu-ray for $49.99. Also, the Toy Story Trilogy (hee!) Ultimate Toy Box Collection for $49.99. IT COMES IN A LITTLE TOY BOX, YOU GUYS! Look under deal flurries.

Hot Links: I Just Blue Myself.

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Ooooh! The Merc With A Mouth as a pencil cup? GIMME!

Check out this sweet tattoo of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

NEW EPISODES OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT WILL BE ON NETFLIX! OHMAHGAH YOU GUYS! 2013? COME ON!

Zodiac Disney Princesses. I'm a pisces!

If Godtopussy was a blonde woman in a dress...