Clarins Facial Self-Tanner: I Could Have Been an Extra on Jersey Shore

Metric Jenn

You readers think you're all so smart, don't you? I'll bet you think you know where I'm going to go with this review. I'll make oompa loompa jokes and talk about Jersey Shore whores and, in general, destroy the spirit of Clairins and their ridiculous self-tanner.

Ooohhhhh, yeah, you guys are soooooo SMART. Except you AREN'T! And I have a lot of things to say about this product that aren't horrendous. My reviews aren't all vitriol, you know! Sometimes I like things! Sometimes things deserve a good review!

Yep, you heard me: This product gets a fair review from moi, Metric Jenn.

Why Is Super Bass Stuck In My Head? Is It In Your Head Now?

Pinky McLadybits

Via

Get 40% off everything at Tommy Hilfiger with code FFHILFIGER40.

6PM has up to 80% off outerwear. No code needed.

Kohl's has their clearance 60-80% off and you can then use code SMS9717 to save an extra 20%.

Clinique has a free limited edition tote and free shipping with any $55 order.

Clarins is giving a free Clarins Essentials Kit and free shipping with orders of $75 or more and code FOOL.

Philosophy has free shipping on all orders with code APRILFOOLS. No minimum purchase required.

Save $3.50 off $10 with code 76969 at Ulta. 

e.l.f. has 25% off new items with code LOVEIT.

Save 25% at Gap with code GAPSUN.

Monday Is Here. It Brought Snow To My House. Jerk.

Pinky McLadybits

Kohl's has 15% off any purchase with code SAVE15ESET12 or save 20% off orders of $100 or more and use code SAVE20EST12.

Newport News has some $5 deals, like bras and accessories. No code needed.

Overstock has an Eddie Domani men's 3 button suit for $59.99 + $2.95 shipping with no code needed.

New York & Company has 30% off your entire order with code 2729.

Payless has 25% off with code 65806.

Clarins gives you a free Bestsellers Kit with any $85 purchase and code SPRPREP12.

Ulta is having a Buy 2 Get 1 Free Sale. Check the site for participating items. Save $3.50 off your $10 purchase with code 71327.

Too Faced is having a Vintage Sale with up to 85% off. No code needed.

Wake Up! The Oscars Are Finally Over!

Pinky McLadybits

Wasserstrom (restaurant supplies) has 50% off clearance items with code 50%CLEARANCE.

Sears has a motorized iPod Speaker Dock for $19.99. 

Clinique has free shipping plus a Repairwear Intensive Eye Cream Mini with any $30 purchase and code REPAIRWEAR.

Clarins has a free gift with $50 purchase and code FIRM.

Origins has a free 3 week supply of Modern Friction and free standard shipping with any skincare purchase. Use code LIFT.

Kohl's has an extra 25% off clearance items, no code needed, and 15% off selected prom dresses, shoes, and handbags with code MYPROM15.

Avon has a free Genics Eye sample with select Anew purchases. 

MetroStyle has 15% off your entire order of $65 or more with code MS39291.

If You've Waited Until Today, I Hope She Likes Wilted Roses

Pinky McLadybits

Bath and Body Works has free shipping with any $30 purchase and code LOVE30.

Food Network has a sale on Calphalon non-stick pans, with sets of 2 for $49.99 and $59.99.

Kohl's has Dana Buchman items for their Kohl's Cares organization. 100% of the net profits go to support the fight against breast cancer. All items are $5 or $10. Watches, scarves, shirts, bags, and more.

It may be too late to have something shipped for Valentine's Day, but you can adopt a shark! The Wildlife Adoption and Gift Center allows you to help save sharks from disappearing. Usually $15, with code LOVE you can get a Personalized Certificate, Photo, & Fact Sheet. There are also other packages that include a stuffed shark!

I Got More Deals Than I Got Gray Hairs

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins has a free Deluxe Hydration Kit with any $75 purchase and code VALENTINE.

Classic Shapewear has a Stretch Satin Bustier Set for $9.99 and free shipping.

Daily Steals Mobile has a Motorola Car Bluetooth Speaker for $14.99. 

Maidenform is having a $15 bra sale. Use code RSIM0112 to save 25% and SLICKFREESHIP for free shipping. They also have Buy 3 Get 1 Free Panties.

Here Come The Valentine's Deals! And Beckham's Body!!

Pinky McLadybits

Metrostyle has $15 off $65 or more with code MS39006.

Barnes and Noble is offering a free $25 gift card when you purchase a Nook with a MasterCard.

Kohl's has 15% off Spring Break items (ugh) with code FAMFUN15.

ShirtWoot! is having their Random Shirt Sale. $6.66 and free shipping gets you a random shirt they grab in the warehouse. Pick your size.

Oddly Enough, No Groundhog Day Sales

Pinky McLadybits

via Foodista

The Body Shop has free shipping with any $30 purchase. Check out their new line of Chocomania products, including little bath soaps that look good enough to eat.

Philosophy has a free Pretty In Pink gift set with any purchase of $65 or more and code PINK2012.

Do you need a remote-controlled zombie? Of course you do. That Daily Deal has it for $17.99 + $4.99 shipping.

Benefit is offering free gift wrapping and free standard shipping with any $50 purchase and code VDAYLOVE.

Monday, You Stupid Jerk. Don't Make Me Rue You.

Pinky McLadybits

Bath and Body Works has their 3-wick candles 2 for $20. Wallflowers and anti-bacterial are also on sale.

Kohl's is giving an extra 20% off everything with GIFT20. Take an extra 15% off online exclusive furniture with FURNITURE15.

Jessica Simpson Collection has 30% off sale items with code 30SALE. Please don't buy the pleather shorts, as a favor to me.

That Daily Deal has Oceanic Airlines t shirt for $4.99 + $2.99 shipping.

I Will Pin The Tail On That Donkey SO HARD

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins is giving you a head-to-toe pamper set with any $75 purchase. Use code DRAGON.

The Body Shop is still discounting their holiday gift items. Use JOY10 for 10% off and free shipping. If that doesn't work for the shipping, use FREEJOY.

Neil Gaiman's American Gods is available on Amazon for your Kindle for just $1.99. 10th Anniversary Edition ONLY. 

A Couple Hours Late But Still Saving You Dollars

Pinky McLadybits

Did you know that mental floss has a shop? Right now they're having a clearance and you can save an extra 15% off with code CLEAR15.

Amazon has Archer Season 2 DVD for $14.99. 

Clinique has free standard shipping on orders of $50 or more with no code needed. Or you can ship your order Second Day for $5 or Overnight for $10.

Clarins has free standard shipping on any order and three free samples with code JANSHIP.

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Hairdryers, Sexy Shoes and Vampires

Pinky McLadybits

Folica is offering to recycle your old hairdryer and give you $40 toward any hairdryer on their site $80 or more! Thanks, Pari!

Walgreens has 20% off select items with code 20BEAUTY.

Clarins is offering free shipping on any purchase with code JANSHIP.

Philosophy is giving you a free Gift Of Hope with any purchase of $65 or more and code hope2012.

Chinese Laundry has 15% off their entire evening selection with code DATENIGHT15.

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: I'm Baaack!

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins is teamed up with FEED to offer two sets of makeup and a FEED bag, cosmetic or tote, to customers. The FEED15 set is $30 and will feed 15 kids. The FEED25 set is $90 and will feed 25 kids. As always, free shipping on orders $75 and up and 3 free samples with every order.

Kohl's has 20% off purchases of $100 or more with code NEWYEAR20 or 15% off any order with code HAPPYNY15. Get 99 cent shipping on every item or free shipping on $75 or more. Take an extra 15% off selected comforter sets with BEDDING15. 

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Gas Station Swag Is Unacceptable!

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins has free overnight shipping when you spend $100 or more and use code OVERNIGHT.

Kohl's has 60-70% off fine jewelry, 10-25% off all Kitchenaid mixers, plus Kohl's cash and discounts with Kohl's charge. 

Newport News has select items on sale for $39 and under, like a $149 strapless lace dress for $39. 

Sephora is offering a free upgrade to 2-day shipping until midnight tonight with code UPS2DAY.

Deals of The Day: You DO Know Christmas Is A Week From Sunday

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins has 3 days of free express shipping with code EXPRESS. You must spend $50 or more and choose 2nd day shipping.

Amazon always has Free Super Saver Shipping, but if you order between now and Monday, they guarantee your order will arrive before Christmas. They also have Sherlock Holmes on Blu-ray for $8.49.

Did you know today is Free Shipping Day? These next deals highlight online merchants taking part. Let me know if they worked, as I got them all from freeshippingday.com.

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Seriously, You Need To Buy Things

Pinky McLadybits

Clarins has free shipping on any order with DECSHIP.

Best Buy is having a Wrap It Up Sale. You can buy me that Xbox 360 with Kinect and get a nice $50 or $75 gift card for yourself.

I know that some of these deals are random, but if you need a jogging stroller? Woot has you covered! InSTEP Run Around 2 Jogging Double-Stroller is $119.99 + $5 shipping. Is good deal.

Walmart.com has a 32" Element LCD television, 720p 60Hz, for $199 and free shipping to store. Not full HD, but maybe for a spare room or the bedroom?

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Christmas Wanted Me To Tell You "SOON."

Pinky McLadybits

Save 40% on cards, photo books, and calendars from Shutterfly with code MERRY40.

Snapfish has 40% your entire photo card order and free shipping with code CARDSFS40.

SelloutWOOT! has a wireless Roku HD Media Player for $39.99 + $5 shipping.

Sephora has new markdowns, a free mini scent with any $25 purchase and code LUXEMINI, and the chance to win a $100 gift card when you create a wishlist.

Hot Ink Deals of The Day: Hump Day. Yep.

Pinky McLadybits

Woot!'s shirt of the day is this lovely creation on the left. It is called Blue (Never)Nude. You can wear it while you take a banger in the mouth! $10 and free shipping.

Old Navy has 20% off your online purchase with code ONHOLIDAY. Today only!

Amazon has the Lord of the Rings Trilogy on blu-ray for $49.99. Also, the Toy Story Trilogy (hee!) Ultimate Toy Box Collection for $49.99. IT COMES IN A LITTLE TOY BOX, YOU GUYS! Look under deal flurries.

Hot Ink Deals of The Day

Pinky McLadybits

E.L.F. has a sale for 50% off their Holiday Silver Box Sets with a purchase of $13.50 or more. Code is Gifts50 until 11/23.

Clarins is giving a free three-piece set of travel-sized Water Purify One-Step Cleanser, Beauty Flash Balm, and Wonder Length Mascara with a $40 purchase and code THANKS.

Bath and Body Works has lots of sales and $1 shipping with a purchase of $25 or more and code EXCLUSIVES25. Online tomorrow you can get their 2011 V.I.P. bag with 11 products inside for $20 with a $40 purchase. 

Hot Ink Deals of The Day

Pinky McLadybits

Disney has $8 and $12 graphic tees for the family. I really want a Perry the Playpus shirt. Maybe a Jack Skellington.

Clarins is offering free shipping, today only, with code 1DAYFREE.

Clinique is giving you a free Holiday Shopping Survival kit with any $30 purchase. Use code KIT at checkout.

NoiseBot has 20% off all of their t-shirts. Get free shipping with $100 purchased and code NOISEBOT100SHIPFREE.