Figgy
Let's switch it up a bit today. Last night I felt that most horrible of cravings: Fast food. I think I'm pretty good about avoiding it most of the time, but every now and then you just need something really greasy, delicious, and just flat-out awful for you. I figure everyone needs to indulge now and then. So I made my husband get my go-to horrible-food craving: A Burger King Whopper. Nom nom nom, questionable beef, so delicious! I know many of you will make a face, but you have to admit you've got a weakness for some kind of fast food. Or you're not human. So 'fess up.
What's your go-to fast food restaurant when you're feeling like shaving a couple of months off your life? Burgers, pizza, fried chicken, fried everything.
As I said above: Whopper with fries and a Dr. Pepper. *drool*
I have so many! I find it easy to abstain from fast food cravings, but sometimes? Sometimes Momma's gotta have some Taco Bell. ESPECIALLY gorditas and Meximelts, neither of which actually exist in real Mexican cuisine.
ReplyDeleteAnd last night I had crunchy Gordita, Meximelt, and nachos and cheese. WHY?!?! WHY?!!? I blame this poll!
DeleteI have a lot of regional cravings like White Castle, Whataburger, and Jack in the Box so they are pretty easy to avoid, but the hands-down winner that is available pretty much everywhere? Pizza Hut Supreme Pan Pizza. Seriously, could there be anymore bad for you fast food than that? But I swear, there is heroin in the sauce, meth in the dough, and crack on top because sometimes I think I would shiv a nun for a slice.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh "shiv a nun"!
DeleteBack I could eat wheat, which was also when I was younger and a huge partier, Checker's used to call to me like a beacon of greasy salvation at 2am on the way home. Everything was dirty, but the filthiest of the filthy? Motherf*cking DEEP SEA DOUBLE. That's right...two fried fish patties on a buttered bun with lettuce and tarter sauce.
ReplyDeleteMy arteries just clogged retroactively from that memory.
Honestly, for ease/cheapness/decent taste, it's hard to beat the $5 Little Caesar's pizzas.
ReplyDeleteI wish we had a Carl's Jr. though. Hardee's just doesn't seem like the same thing. I also miss Panda Express. There MUST be crack in their sauces.
Those $5 pizzas are such a great cheap, easy dinner! And the Crazy Bread is delicious - more carbs for everybody!
DeleteMost fast food doesn't even qualify as food, more like an edible food-like substance, but there is one that meets the qualifications for food. And it's it's even awesome - a Five Guys burger. Man, so damn good.
ReplyDeleteI've only had it one time, but it was DELICIOUS.
DeleteMmmm the only burger and fries worth a cardiac arrest or two.
DeleteI soo agree with Dixie Five guys is awesome!!! My BAD fave is McDonalds french fries! So bad but sometimes so good!
ReplyDeleteOh god, McDonals french fries is my weakness!
DeleteSince my favorite burgers were already listed, I'm going with my favorite tacos from Chipotle. Oh man, I wonder if I can convince my husband we need to go there for lunch today?
ReplyDeleteDo ya'll have Moe's? Sometimes for lunch I'll just get a cup of their queso and tortilla chips. So delicious and you have to eat it fast because if you don't the queso congeals on top. That's how you KNOW it's good eating.
ReplyDeleteTinstar has the most amazing Queso I've ever had in a fast food place. It's super thick and fatty and CHEAP.
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