Shielo Volumizing Shampoo and Conditioner: The Big Time?

Kolby

Kolby was given these products by Shielo. If she hadn't liked the products, no review would have been written. DISCLAIMER'D!

I've been MIA for a bit (a huge bit), and I'm sorry about that.  To make it up to you (and my coworkers and Big Bad Bosslady), I bring you my extremely tardy review of Shielo Volumizing Shampoo and Conditioner.    I hope it's worth the wait.

May The Luck (And Alcoholic Tolerance) Of The Irish Be With You!

Kolby

We've got a two-fer of a pick me up for youse today.  Today is Friday! Yay!  Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day!  Yaaaaay!  And, try to contain your excitement, here are your Hot Links!  OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT.  Ahem, carry on.

St. Patrick's Day is the yearly celebration of the day before the worst hangover of your life.  Let's get the party started with some not at all puke-inducing green cocktails.  (Matador Network)

And after you tie on a feedbag of bad decisions, and then inevitably wake up promising the gods to never drink again, pamper your tummy with this (really delicious looking) Hangover Casserole.  (Chicago Tribune)

In honor of the yearly bracket frenzy inspired by March Madness, Bleacher Report gives us the Bracket...Bracket.  (Bleacher Report)

March Madness: Three Weeks Of Built-In Excuses For Your Crazy

                                                                    Kolby

It's Thursday!  The NCAA Tournament begins today.  I had predicted that Syracuse would win the whole damn thing, but then their star center (Fab Melo, so cool) had to go and lose eligibility.  For blatant dumbassery.  I will hunt him down and smack him upside his idiot head if Kentucky ends up winning the trophy.  Anyway, Links.

So, to start us off on the right foot (or left, we don't discriminate at Hot Ink), here's an interesting gathering of March madness tidbits to tickle your brain.  (ArsCentral)

Spring THIS Forward, Monday!

Kolby

Good morning Spring Forwarders!  I trust you had a lovely weekend.  Try not to work too hard today - a study at the University of Alabama-Birmingham has shown a ten percent jump in heart attacks on the Monday after Daylight Saving time begins.  Relax with the links, perhaps?

Since we're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this fine Monday morning, let's take a time out from the cheer to read up on the history of Daylight Saving Time.  (Live Science)

This list of 25 Fictional Restaurants We Want To Eat At has me hungry and thirsty, though I wouldn't drink the water at Fratelli's if I were you.  (Complex)

If you're anything like me, you've spent some time attempting to stretch your mind enough to even begin to imagine the scale of our universe.  This interactive scale may help put things into perspective for us.  (NASA)

Friday: TIME TO GET KRUNK! Is That Still A Thing?

Kolby

You guys!  It's Friday!  And it's nearly Spring!  There are robins crapping all over my backyard!  Links!!!

Looking for love in all the wrong places?  You've got company.  (The Awl)

I'm linking to this story about the rediscovery of some gigantic insects because it's fascinating.  But seriously, if you value my advice at all, don't watch the accompanying video.  For the love of your lunch.  (NPR)

It's nice to know we're not all huge assholes.  I mean, we're totally assholes, as evidenced by this article, but we're not huge assholes.  Big diff.  (Mother Board)

Love camping but hate the idea of sleeping on the ground?  The Tenstile may be just what you're looking for.  Yes, this is a real thing.  (Boing Boing)

This Wednesday Needs More Cowbell. Possibly Some Nudity Too.

Kolby and Pinky

If you need a(nother) reason to get boozy on St. Patrick's Day, here's how to concoct a Shamrock Shake Shot.  Oh yes.  (Glitter, Glue and Gluttony)

And in case you needed a reason to get boozy today, this collection of every single one of Bart Simpson's chalkboard quotes is sure to drive you to drink long before you reach the end.  (The Social Feed)

As someone who spent a few years working in government, I can tell you that this infographic on how lobbying works is, sadly, so very true.  (visual.ly)

Okay, so John Carter (of Mars, dammit) doesn't suck?  I should see it?  In an actual theater?  Huh.  Well.  Okay.  (Wired)

Today Is National Frozen Food Day. Any Ice Cream Breaks Will Be Guilt-Free, I Promise!

Kolby

Well, it's Tuesday.  I've got nothin'.

If you live on the East Coast, this may interest you.  Polish up those telescope lenses!  (ars technica)

A woman in Nebraska just sold a Chicken McNugget she saved (for three years) because it looks a wee bit like George Washington.  For $8,100.  WHY?  (The Telegraph)

Pay attention, fellas.  We're not complaining, we're sharing.  (Science Daily)

If you're not a fan of Thomas Kinkade, it may be because you simply just don't understand his art.  Thankfully, Drew Dernavich over at The Awl has taken up the burden of analyzing and explaining the masterpieces in Kinkade's 2012 calendar.  One month at a time.  (The Awl)

Don't Read About How Kinky Giraffe Sex Is If You're Looking To Improve Your Monday.

Kolby

Well, it's Monday.  It'll be okay, I promise.  Just hang in there.  Power through.  Think happy thoughts.  Enjoy the links.

Your sex life ain't got nothing on the giraffe's.  Just saying.  (Roxy Drew)

An Egyptian lawmaker was forced to resign amid scandal.  Did he cheat on his wife?  No.  Tweet nude photos of himself?  Nope.  Dude got a nose job.  Seriously.  (The New York Times)

Feeling helpful and generous on this fine Monday afternoon?  Why not give this little startup a boost with some ideas for a cute animal mascot?  (WebEngage)

Pinky's Been Watching Twilight Rifftraxs For Two Days. Can You Tell?

Kolby & Pinky

Be sure to proofread your texts, folks.  Especially if you haven't yet shut off your autocorrect function.  It's also a good idea to proofread the articles you write if you happen to be a reporter, which is especially true in this case since the writer of this particular article placed the events within in the entirely wrong state.  Eesh. (Popsci)

President Obama has switched his Facebook profile over to the no-longer-new Timeline function, which can be traced back all the way to the day a use was born.  What does the President have posted on that day?  Why, his birth certificate, of course.  Comedian-in-Chief, over here.  (Forbes)

Oscars, Cosplay, Pepsi, and MAGIC!

Kolby and Pinky

Happy Monday, dearies.  I hope you're enjoying your Oscars hangover.  I wonder how many Academy Awards-related links I can jam in today.  Let's see!

To start us off, here's E!'s recap of the night's winners, losers and unexpected moments.  (E! Online)

I'm positively tickled by Eric Wilson's cranky take on last night's red carpet fashion, and especially by his opinion of Rooney Mara, whose entire look generally bewilders me.  (The New York Times)

How did you meet your significant other?  One Redditor (in the comments) has a story that might make your day.  (Reddit)

We all know it's important to apologize when we've done something wrong, but how well does "I'm sorry: really work?  (Live Science)

Just when I think I've given too much consideration to the many MANY flaws in the Star Wars Saga, I read an ingenius post like this, and I realize I haven't given it much consideration after all.  Score!  (Absolutely No Machete Juggling)

It's Friday. Try To Contain Your Excitement.

Kolby

I don't know, man.  That was the first image to pop up when I searched for "Friday."  I'm not saying I love it, I'm just saying....I'll have what she's having?  Oh, just check out the links.


For those of you who loved everything about the Harry Potter book series but the lack of sex, here's a bit of good news:  J.K. Rowling has decided to write her first adult book.  Adult means more sex, right?  I need to know...for a friend.  (E! Online)

Here's one more reason why I'll always love Timmy Tebow, though I'm sure I didn't need another one.  (Yahoo Sports)

This is a sweet little story - Leonardo DiCaprio helped the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences obtain one of the four existing pairs of ruby slippers from the Wizard of Oz for their new museum.  Awwww.  (The Hollywood Reporter)

Every Girl Crazy 'Bout A Sharp-Dressed Man. Also, Flapjacks.

                                                         Kolby

Yep, that's Ryan Gosling in pancake form.  It's amazing what will appear when you type "Sexy Man Pancakes" into a Google image search.  Ahem, please enjoy your Thursday links, won't you?

I howled from the beginning of this series of Robert Downey Jr. pinups photos to the end.  You will, too.  I just know it.  (Octupus' Garden)

It doesn't matter how lame your party is if you've got mad photoshop skillz.  (Holiday Party 2011 - imgur)

Nicolas Cage makes movies.  Lots and lots of movies.  One blogger decided to rank Cage's movies, from best to worst, using a few choice statistics.  Check out the results.  (HubPages)

Yay! It's....Wednesday. Nevermind.

 Kolby

There, there.  The work week is sort of almost nearly over.  Today's links are sure to help you power through.  Enjoy, lovelies.

Nevada just became the first state to authorize driverless vehicles.  This is good new for Vegas gamblers - it's dangerous to drive when you're broke and sobbing.  (MSNBC Bottomline)

In case you're wondering if you've got enough to worry about as a woman, the answer is no.  Go ahead and add painless heart attacks to that list.  (The Age)

Well, this is excellent news for you soon-to-be new car buyers out there.  Unless driving a lemon is your thing.(AP)

Thursday - The Day After The Day Revenge Is On

Kolby

Did you watch Revenge last night?  So many tuxedos, so much bitchface.  It was bloody fantastic.  All I've got to say is long live Joshie - yes, we're that close - Bowman.  Link time!

Ooooh, that new car smell is to die for (sometimes literally)!  (BottomLine)

So, you've never seen the original Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope, in case my geek cred was questioned)?  Well, you can either watch the movie, or get the gist of it with this cool inforgraphic.  (io9)

Wednesdays Are For The Dogs. Sorry.

Kolby

Well, a good day to you all!  I hope you're having a halfway decent week.  Onto the links!

A horribly ugly Pekingnese was named Best In Show at Westminster last night.  Seriously, those dogs are scary.  (ESPN)

Well, okay, dying your old white Macbook is one do-it-yourself project I don't recommend trying, but I'm linking to it anyway, just in case following advice ain't your bag.  (BrainDeadLock Labs)

Hey, maybe it's the background that makes all those formal prom photos look so awkward.  Then again, maybe not.  (imgur)

Happy Day Before Valentine's Day. Here, Have Some Jamie Dornan. That's Better!

Kolby

Well, it's Monday AND the day before Valentine's Day.  Say it with me:  Double UGH.  If you're looking to today's Hot Links to help you escape from tomorrow's onslaught of luv, I'll just apologize now, before your disgust sets in.  Enjoy?

It's kind of adorable when young people agonize over what to do for Valentine's Day.  Rookies.  (xkcd)

Like Pinterest?  Love porn?  Well, then have I got the website for you (you piggy).  (Business Insider)

These tragic love stories would give Nicholas Sparks a run for his millions.  And they're all true.  (Live Science)

I was halfway through this story on the stigma attached to postcoital contraception before I realized it was written in 1993.  What does that say about our society's views on the reproductive health of women, and how far it hasn't come in the last twenty years? (The New York Times)

Nerds Need Lovin', Too. They Probably Won't Know What To Do With It, But Still.

Kolby

Good afternoon, lovelies!  I trust you all had a delightful week and are ready for some downtime.  It's Friday!  Let's celebrate with some tender man meat.

More than a few of my friends positively adore Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  I don't see it, but far be it from me to begrudge his admirers a peek at his evolution from skinny nerdchild into slightly-less skinny nerdman.  (imgur)

Hey, dweebs and dweebettes, type this long-ass equation (I'm not typing it here - I needed a second cup of coffee to focus long enough to just look at it) into Google for a Valentine's Day surprise.  (Mashable)

Please tell me you don't need this article to know that tech gadgets probably won't make the best Valentine's Day gifts for your ladies, guys.  Guys?  (TechCrunch)

It's Been Four Days Since The Super Bowl, And The Darkness Is STILL In My Head

                                                                     Kolby

Seriously, folks, I don't know how much longer I'll be in love with "I Believe In A Thing Called Love."  Oy.  Here are your Thursday Links.

100 million years from now, all the continents on Earth will merge together to form a single supercontinent, called "Amasia."  Who'd they ask to pick the name?  Jermaine Jackson?  (Reddit)

Well, this oughta warm your cold, black hearts:  A Wisconsin boy raised $10,500 to save his grandmother's home from foreclosure.  Awwwwwww.  (ABC News)

Here are 7 Sports You Didn't Know You Could Play in The Snow.  I think the title should be 7 Sports There's No Way in Hell You'll Play in The Snow, but that could just be me.  (Discovery)

If Today's Not Donald Glover Day, It Should Be

Kolby

Happy Hump Day, my little worker bees.  Only two more days of axe grinding before the weekend.  You can almost smell the promise of lazy from here.  Enjoy today's hot links on breaks from watching the clock!

Hey, maybe those kooky Mayans were correct after wall.  Here are 12 Ways the World Could End in 2012.  (Popular Mechanics)

Today's lucky number must be twelve, because that's how many drinks Starbucks has on their secret menu.  Your wallet will be so pleased.  (Chime.In)

If you've ever spent days or weeks agonizing over each year's Grammy nominations, attempting to predict the winners, well....well, you're probably in need of more help than this little chart can provide.  Godspeed to you.  (Esquire)

Too Many Contributors Only Serves To Create AWESOMESAUCE

Kolby, Park, Nora

So, they've made another Spider-man movie.  I...don't know how I feel about this, and it's probably because I can't bring myself to care.  (Pajiba)

Well, just like everything else in this great country of ours, Chrysler's Super Bowl "Halftime in America" ad has become political fodder.  What's your take on it?  (MSNBC)

We've all overheard someone stating a fact that we know to be completely untrue.  Here are a few doozies.  (Reddit)

Online dating is now the second-most popular way for couples to meet.  The first is still drunk sex followed by an awkward breakfast "date."  What you you mean?  That totally counts as a relationship!  (The Huffington Post)