10 Sexiest Photos of Benedict Cumberbatch

MelBivDevoe

"Sherlock" has recently ended its second series run on PBS here in the states, leaving us with a long, lonely stretch of time until we can get our next Holmes fix.  Well, in the meantime, thank goodness for the internet's devotion to Benedict Cumberbatch!  I've rounded up the 10 sexiest images I could find to keep you company while we desperately wait for word of series three.  

 Just delicious.

10 Sexiest Photos of Chris Evans

Pinky McLadybits

I've recently become obsessed with Chris Evans. HE IS TERRIBLY ATTRACTIVE AND HAIRY-CHESTED. Please enjoy these photos. I DO.

Lise Watier Feline Eyeliner HD: Sexy Eyes for All! (even the clueless)

Park

When I was a kid I went through a lot of “stages”. There was the stage where I was obsessed with dinosaurs, there was the stage where I wanted to be a firefighter, there was the stage I wanted to be a firetruck (I was a weird kid).

However, my longest phase of all was my obsession with Egyptian history. They seemed so cool and smart and glamorous and I wanted to be just like them. Well, minus the use of slave labour, which was something my “Let’s Learn About Egypt” book forgot to mention.

A Bare Naked Lady: A Hot Ink Stunt-Writer Reveals All

 Godtopussy

Hello Lovelies!

I have decided to bare-all about my bare-all experience to you - although like a total wuss, I won't be publishing my real name with this article. Spicing up a relationship shouldn't have to come at the cost of a full year of facebook teasing, I always say.

However - I'd be very happy to answer any questions you might have about my experience with waxing so if you comment below the jump, I'll do my best to get back to you with the help of our lovely Editors, who have promised to post my answers through a veil of secrecy.

***Warning: while I don't plan to be rude about it, I will be explaining things in...um...detail, so please decide where your personal *ick* borders lie before jumping in!***

Let Your Eyes Do The Talking: Tarte SmoulderEYES Amazonian Clay Waterproof Eyeliner

Cindy

In my pre-holiday shopping excitement (I made a resolution to try using make-up a little more often), I bought a few items I'd been wanting to try for a while. One of them was a limited edition holiday set of the well-reviewed Tarte Amazonian Clay Waterproof Eyeliners.

After having tried and fallen in love with their LipSurgence collection, I read about these sparkly eyeliners and thought I'd take a chance. If you decide try the Tarte products, take advantage of their value sets which often cost the same as a single item in the same category. For instance, I got a set of five lip tint pencils for $29.00, the same price as one and here I got a set of five eyeliners for $29.00; a single eyeliner usually costs $25.00. Check around for deals at Sephora and QVC, as well as Tarte's own site.

Hump Day List: Some Men That We Would Do Just Really Filthy Things To

Pinky and The Ladies of Hot Ink

Perhaps you had gleaned this little factoid from my bio on the contributor page, but I really like John Krasinski. A LOT. I have a difficult time watching episodes of The Office where people are mean to Jim, because Krasinski's sad face just breaks my insane little heart.

I have had a crush on Krasinski ever since I watched my first episode of The Office, which happened to be "Christmas Party". I immediately set about watching more episodes and bought all of the seasons until recently.

I don't want to talk about it. Ahem.

I would likely follow that man wherever he wanted me to go. You know, in a purely Freebie List, hypothetical, actually-I'm-totally-serious way. Is it his sense of humor? Yes. That body? Holy Godtopussy, YES. He is sexy. So sexy to me. I would do just wonderful, terrible things with that man. He is my number one (and sometimes number five) on my Freebie List. Always.

But what about some of the other Ladies here? Who really melts their panties?

Hump Day List: 10 "Unconventionally Attractive" Men That Set Our Bloomers Ablaze

Pinky McLadybits

You may have noticed our little list last week when my brain broke. Did you like? I sure as hell liked. So did a lot of our friends out there in Facebooklandia. 

I thought to myself, "Pinky, instead of trying to sleep on this stupid mattress made of sadness and rocks, why not do another column of hot dudes? You could totally do dudes that are "unconventional-looking", which really means NOTHING, but can get it."

Then that other voice in my brain said, "YES. DO THAT." That voice also said to tell all of you "YOU'RE WELCOME." So, please do enjoy the following men, in no real order.

Hot Links: The ONE and ONLY time you'll ever see the words "Hanson" and "Orgasm" on the same page.

Kolby

An orgasm has now been imaged in 3D video in the brain as it happens - and for possibly the first time in the history of science, women came first (full disclosure: I didn't write that - Time did, and holy macaroni, it was so kickass I grabbed it). (Time Healthland)

Christmas shopping for someone who owns an iPhone? Odds are the answer is yes, so here's a list of iPhone-friendly gift ideas. (TechCrunch)

Top Ten Dumbest "Sexy" Costumes for 2011

Author: MelBivDevoe

October is upon us, which means that Halloween is just around the corner. Halloween, as Cady from Mean Girls affirms, is "the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." Here at Hot Ink, we fully support letting your freak flag fly and embrace the idea of using a costume to become someone (or something) different for a night. However, after browsing several Halloween websites, I quickly realized that the costume companies have taken the whole concept of "sexy" to a new, completely ridiculous level. They've gone way beyond the Sexy Cat and Sexy Devil costumes of yore. Some of these aren't so much sexy as slutty, and some are just a lame attempt to cash in on the craze. The one thing they all have in common is that they are dumb, dumb, dumb. In no particular order, here are my Top Ten Dumbest "Sexy" Costumes for this year.