It's a Shpadoinkle Day!

MelBivDevoe

Oh, my heart's as full as a baked potato, guys!  Troma Entertainment, the film studio behind such classics as "The Toxic Avenger" and "Surf Nazis Must Die," is releasing all 150 of their movies on YouTube!  Which means you can now watch Trey Parker and Matt Stone's musical masterpiece "Cannibal! The Musical" for free!  Although, if you really want to enjoy this hilarious schlock fest, you'll have to get the DVD and listen to the "Drunken Director's Commentary."  It's hands-down my favorite commentary track ever.  (BoingBoing)

Alexander Skarsgård posed for GQ recently and - it doesn't matter what I say, you're not reading this because you already clicked the link.  (TLo)

Who Doesn't Love a Guy in a Suit?

MelBivDevoe

Good morning!  I hope you had a wonderful weekend, dear reader.  I spend a good portion of mine scrolling through this tumblr, Guys in Suits.  It is what is says it is, and it is GLORIOUS.  (Guys in Suits)

The world lost two pioneers over the weekend.  First, Jerry Nelson, who brought such Muppets as Count Von Count to life, passed away at the age of 78.  (Washington Post)

Then, on Saturday, Neil Armstrong, a true American hero who took a "giant leap for mankind" as the first man to walk on the moon, also passed away, at age 82.  What Nelson and Armstrong have in common was how their actions inspired millions, albeit in different ways.   (NY Times)

And on Sunday, Snooki gave birth to a baby boy.  MTV is calling baby Lorenzo the "world's youngest guido."  Oy.  I'd make a snarky comment about MTV being classy, but let's face it, Snooki herself is probably calling him a guido, too.  (People)  

Links, Fourth of July Uncle Sam Approved...Maybe Edition

Park

                                                                                         

So let's start with the elephant in the room, I did not receive my expected cards and gifts for Canada Day from you, my beloved readers.  Not one traditional celebratory cookie bouquet or honey baked ham.  What do you mean I just made that up?  Fiiiiiiine, I just like ham. Still, Oh Canada, eh?

Well I may have made up the Canada Day cookie bouquet thing, but its no weirder then how these celebrities celebrate the 4^th of July (Crushable)

Also, your Presidents had some weird (and some neat) honeymoons (The Awl)

I will never not be a sucker for “kids do a good deed” stories (Great Falls Tribune)

10 Sexiest Pictures of Chris Hemsworth: He Can Hammer My Vagina Any Time.

Metric Jenn

Was the title of this post too much? Too obvious? I don't even care because it's all true. My mother always said I was too crass, but it has come in handy in this ONE instance. Plus you all were thinking the same thing. Admit it. We'll all be in this together. So let's start this all off with an intense-looking Thor:

10 Sexiest Pictures of Tom Wlaschiha. (Don't You Dare Say "Who?")

Metric Jenn

I won't say much more than this: Tom Wlaschiha is Jaquen H'ghar from Game of Thrones. He doesn't have ANY mainstream roles that I can discern, but the moment I saw him... SEX.

Fake Men You'd Like To Bone For Real

Burt Farlander - Away We Go

Oh, Burt! You are so very adorable! It isn't just that you bear a striking resemblance to my love John Krasinski, though that helps, but it's also your sweet nature I find attractive. You are a man who is truly excited to be a father, one who is keen to better himself and do whatever it takes to make your partner happy. It doesn't hurt that you aren't afraid to go, ahem, downtown. If you were a real dude, Burt Farlander, I would steal you away so quickly that it would make your twee beard spin. I think you're precious. - Pinky

Hump Day Hot List: Latinos! They are Everywhere! And damn, they are hot.

Figgy

This week our fearless leader, Pinky, has given me the arduous task of compiling a list of the hottest Latin Men You May Not Have Heard Of, and Some You Might Have, I Don't Know. Hmm. Might have to work on that title. Point is, I sat myself down and thought very hard and very long on this Most Serious of assignments, and compiled the list for you, our insatiable appreciators of Sexy Mens.

So here they are, gathered from all corners of the Americas, and even one from Spain. What? They count!

I'll try my best to write more than "OH COME ON JUST *LOOK* AT HIM", but I can't promise much.

Gone But Not Forgotten: Men Of Yore We're Lusting For

Sometimes you have to look to the past. You have to see that there was hotness all around, even when there wasn't any color in our movies. You have to say, "Man, if that guy wasn't dead, I would so want a piece." For me, James Dean is just hotness.

I adore watching him, frustrated and angsty, troubled and struggling to find a place for himself in Rebel Without A Cause. He had presence. He had a smoldering sexiness that couldn't be denied. He was beautiful and talented and taken too soon.

If you're in heaven, James, and blissfully not aging, know that I'm grabbing that ass when I get there. wink - Pinky

Black Hotstory Month: Because I Couldn't Come Up With a Better Title

Rusty

It’s black history month and as while most of us here are out of school and no longer required to do book reports on the likes of Dr.Ben Carson or Madam CJ Walker, we wanted to do something in the spirit of the month. Because we are a shallow bunch of wenches, that ‘something’ turned out to be this very special Black History Month themed edition of Hump Day. This is but a small selection, and as always you’re welcome to share your personal picks in the comments:

Make Me Laugh, Make Me Moan: Sexy Comedians

I've always been attracted to men who make me laugh. It meant they weren't boring, they would get my jokes, and we wouldn't need to be serious all of the time. And muscles. I like muscles.

The two meet in Donald Glover. Have you seen Mystery Team? You must! Glover is hilarious in it and he did the music for the movie. Have you seen Community? I certainly hope you have! What about his stand-up act? SO FUNNY. Maybe you saw him on 30 Rock? Childish Gambino? He is talented, sexy, and ohhhh, my, those muscles. He could make me laugh and then beat the shit out of someone for me. Then? WE SEX! Ahhh. - Pinky

InStyle Magazine for February: Barrymore, Louboutins, and Boredom

Pinky McLadybits

Drew Barrymore is InStyle's February 2012 cover girl. While looking for a nice photo of the cover to share with all of you, I found that Barrymore is engaged. Again. Dude, I still thought she was dating Justin Long. These guys really jump the gun on trying to lock these actresses down. Dumbasses.

I would also like to go on record as saying that I hate Drew's hair. I really hate that this whole "purposely dark roots and lighter ends" thing has gone from trailer to chic. Ombre? Whatevs.

Anyway, this month's cover proclaims SEXIER BY TONIGHT: 10 SHORTCUTS TO HOT! THE NEW RULES OF FIGURE FLATTERY! 20 SUPER AMAZING SHOES! INSTANTLY DOUBLE YOUR WARDROBE OPTIONS! 

They really need to get someone over the age of 14 to write their cover blurbs. And maybe invest in some lowercase letters. Please and thank you.