Men We Wouldn't Touch With Your Hoobie (Figgy CRAY!)

Pinky and The Ladies of Hot Ink

There are some men in Hollywood or sports, television or fashion, that we are told are hot. Sometimes there is just no way in hell that these men would be considered attractive if it weren't for their money. Or maybe it's just that different people like different things. WHATEVER.

As for me, the Eleventh Doctor just doesn't float my little man in the boat. AT ALL. Some people call him attractive, I call him eyebrowless, flippy-haired, odd face. If this Doctor showed up I would have to pass on traveling with him on account of his face. shudder

Once again Figgy proves that old adage, "Figgy hates all good things, but she loves HAMM."

Hot Links: "I had high heels in my high chair and I'll have 'em in my wheelchair."

Pinky McLadybits

I've always thought that personalized license plates are fairly stupid. Either the plate tells me you're cocky or I can't decipher your intended message. These geeky license plates? Don't really change my mind. But enjoy! (mental floss)

Ten years ago, someone decided that Double Dragon baddie Abobo should have his own adventure game. Ten long years I waited, not even knowing I was waiting. Today is the day. Play Abobo's Big Adventure free online. Fight your way through classic NES games! (Abobo's Big Adventure)

Hump Day List: 10 "Unconventionally Attractive" Men That Set Our Bloomers Ablaze

Pinky McLadybits

You may have noticed our little list last week when my brain broke. Did you like? I sure as hell liked. So did a lot of our friends out there in Facebooklandia. 

I thought to myself, "Pinky, instead of trying to sleep on this stupid mattress made of sadness and rocks, why not do another column of hot dudes? You could totally do dudes that are "unconventional-looking", which really means NOTHING, but can get it."

Then that other voice in my brain said, "YES. DO THAT." That voice also said to tell all of you "YOU'RE WELCOME." So, please do enjoy the following men, in no real order.