He's So Hot, He's Making Me Sexist

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You know who has a fly booty?  Prince Harry.  Of course, if you're in the UK, the royal family is doing everything in their power to prevent you from knowing that.  Lucky for us (nsfw), they can't do a thing about the media that's outside of the Queen's reach.  I love how everyone is blaming Harry's handlers - like he's not a grown-ass man who should know that EVERYONE has camera phones these days!  (Celebitchy) 

In the mood for some more scandals?  The Cut has a great slideshow of the "50 Most Scandalous Dresses in History."  Ok, they're not all dresses, per se, but a lot of them were very memorable moments in fashion (and pop culture) history.  (The Cut)

This high school valedictorian isn't getting her diploma because she said "hell" in her graduation speech.  Heaven forbid!  (The Gloss)

Today Is National Frozen Food Day. Any Ice Cream Breaks Will Be Guilt-Free, I Promise!

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Well, it's Tuesday.  I've got nothin'.

If you live on the East Coast, this may interest you.  Polish up those telescope lenses!  (ars technica)

A woman in Nebraska just sold a Chicken McNugget she saved (for three years) because it looks a wee bit like George Washington.  For $8,100.  WHY?  (The Telegraph)

Pay attention, fellas.  We're not complaining, we're sharing.  (Science Daily)

If you're not a fan of Thomas Kinkade, it may be because you simply just don't understand his art.  Thankfully, Drew Dernavich over at The Awl has taken up the burden of analyzing and explaining the masterpieces in Kinkade's 2012 calendar.  One month at a time.  (The Awl)