It's Friday! Time For Naked Drankin' At A Tiki Bar!

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It's National Hot Young Studs On Motorcycles Day. Totally.

That there's Steven R. McQueen (the iconic actor's grandson).  I have no other words.  Just sounds.  Ahem...links?

Steve McQueen - no not that Steve McQueen (I was disappointed despite knowing that THE Steve McQueen passed away years ago) - claims Michael Fassbender was passed over at Oscar nomination time because Americans are prudes.  (The Guardian)

A Swedish doctor is being charged with two cases of sexual abuse for demonstrating what he called the "Windshield Wiper" technique on two of his patients.  Nowhere in the article is this technique described.  Nice reporting, random Swedish writer.  (The Local)

Raise Your Perfectly Shaped Brows At These

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The title at this link says it all. "Buffalo Chicken Wing Cupcakes, Because This is America" (Food Beast)

There have been some pretty creative 404 pages, but this is the best 404 page ever. You may want to turn down the volume before clicking if your workplace doesn't like loud AWESOME. (via The Daily What)

I've only seen the Britney Spears episode of How I Met Your Mother. I have seen all of the episodes of Friends. I can still appreciate this comparison of the two. (IMGUR)

Speaking of HIMYM, Jason Segel, perpetual Hot Ink crush, was named Harvard Hasty Pudding Man of the Year. (Yahoo!)

Hump Day List: 10 "Unconventionally Attractive" Men That Set Our Bloomers Ablaze

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You may have noticed our little list last week when my brain broke. Did you like? I sure as hell liked. So did a lot of our friends out there in Facebooklandia. 

I thought to myself, "Pinky, instead of trying to sleep on this stupid mattress made of sadness and rocks, why not do another column of hot dudes? You could totally do dudes that are "unconventional-looking", which really means NOTHING, but can get it."

Then that other voice in my brain said, "YES. DO THAT." That voice also said to tell all of you "YOU'RE WELCOME." So, please do enjoy the following men, in no real order.

Hot Links: Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!

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Here's a story about an overweight passenger on a flight from the perspective of Arthur Berkowitz, the man that was supposed to sit in the seat next to the overweight passenger. Instead, the 400 pound man was given Berkowitz's seat and Berkowitz was forced to stand in the plane aisle. For 7 hours.

Jason Segel, you are so cute and I really enjoyed that dream I had with you and me in the shower together, but this? Could be a dealbreaker.

The cast of The Adventures of Pete and Pete reunited!!  Read it and weep, fungus-lick!