Welcome to My Nightmare

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That horrifying header image comes from today's nightmare fodder, "50 Shades of Ray."  I may never have another sexual fantasy again.  Ever. 

Fans of "Community" and/or "Doctor Who" will love this video - the first episode of "Inspector Spacetime" - wait, no, due to copyright issues, it's called "Untitled Web Series About a Space Traveler Who Can Also Travel Through Time."  Whatever, it's still super nerdy and fun! (Nerd Approved)

Can you imagine a "Titanic" that starred Jeremy Sisto (of "Clueless" and "Suburgatory") instead of Leo DiCaprio??  This screen test shows what could have been - and it's just plain weird to see someone else in Leo's place.  Sisto definitely brings a different energy to the role of Jack.  (Vulture)

Ah, fashion.  There have been some strange trends in the past, like this one from the 1940's.  Why didn't the monocle veil ever catch on?  Oh, right.  Because it looks dumb.  (Neatorama)

I Have No Idea What's Going On And That's Okay!

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I just love the expression on this Jeopardy! contestant's face.  Sometimes, you just gotta admit that you have no frickin' idea what's going on.  

Like with this first story.  What the hell was Dave Mustaine, lead singer of Megadeth, taking when he made this statement?  Whatever it was, I think it's time to quit, Dave.  (AV Club)

Or here.  I have no idea what the story line for this W Magazine photo spread is or if there even IS one, but I think I like it.  Linda Evangelista is working the sh*t out of this fetish wear.  Slightly NSFW.  (TLo)

After seeing this amazing cocktail concoction, I suddenly feel the need to have a space-themed party.  Just look at that photo - it's like an aurora borealis in a glass!  Now THAT is some classy jungle juice!  Take note, fraternities and sororities everywhere.  (Geekologie)

Cue the Backlash in 3... 2...

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We appear to have reached the point in the Olympics where everyone starts to complain about how they're just not as good as they used to be.  As far as I'm concerned, this writer is correct - hate the Games, not the players.  (Mother Jones)

Or, you know, hate on the players, if that's your thing.  Or if you just don't like fratboy-ish swimmers.  (Me, I will continue to ignore Lochte and focus on humble cutie Conor Dwyer.)  (Jezebel)

I am guilty of ogling the swimmers, it's true.  But when it comes to the media focusing on the, um, assets of certain athletes, you'll find that volleyball players tend to be the biggest victims.  These photographers know that the players have faces, right?  (Metro)

My Heart's Aflame, I'll Love You 'Til Tuesday

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That graph is true.  The endless bounty of the internet has taught me much.  Just today, I learned how to turn an Android phone into a wifi hotspot.  Which would be super helpful if I had an Android, but perhaps it will be of help to some of y'all instead!  (Lifehacker)

These gorgeous watercolor illustrations from molecular biologist David Goodsell will have you looking at cells in a whole new way.  I've never thought of Hepatitis B as beautiful before.  (i09)

Hot men holding babies is surprisingly adorable.  And with bonus baby lamb just in case you hadn't already died from the cuteness!  (Pajiba)