Oh, Here's Monday Again. Joy.

MelBivDevoe

Image of the author, hard at work

At this point, I could start a blog called "Stupid Sh*t Politicians Say" and every day I'd probably have a dozen new stories to share.  Like this one.  Can these people not hear themselves when they speak?? (Care2)

I'm not the only one getting sick of the stupid, sexist, and sometimes homophobic vitriol these politicians spew.  Chris Kluwe, punter for the Minnesota Vikings and all-around awesome dude, wrote an eloquent, hilariously biting response to a Maryland delegate who was offended that an NFL player supports gay marriage.  He even edited that response when readers complained about his use of naughty language.  My new goal is to work "Alas and alack my top hat has fallen!" into everyday conversations.  I love this man.  (Out of Bounds)

My Heart's Aflame, I'll Love You 'Til Tuesday

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That graph is true.  The endless bounty of the internet has taught me much.  Just today, I learned how to turn an Android phone into a wifi hotspot.  Which would be super helpful if I had an Android, but perhaps it will be of help to some of y'all instead!  (Lifehacker)

These gorgeous watercolor illustrations from molecular biologist David Goodsell will have you looking at cells in a whole new way.  I've never thought of Hepatitis B as beautiful before.  (i09)

Hot men holding babies is surprisingly adorable.  And with bonus baby lamb just in case you hadn't already died from the cuteness!  (Pajiba)

Things are Better? Well, At Least There Are These Links, Right?

I'm gonna read this as "hug life" and see him as a kitten.
  Imagination's great, huh?

Park

Well, its Thursday and the world is very different indeed. Yes, its true, I got a haircut!

Oh, and something happened with Marriage Equality or whatever.

Well let's celebrate the really important stuff by getting me a little present.  May I suggest spangly diaper-like underpants?  Wait, they're a big thing with celebrities now? Oh man, this KEEPS happening.  First Beyonce steals my see through dress with purple feathers and now this. (Buzzfeed)

Okay, on to the real news: Obama finally backs gay marriage. Hooray! (Huffington Post)

Well…sort of. (Gawker)

I wonder why he’d be so wussy about it?  Oh…right, because people are so ignorant and terrible. (Gawker)