Pinky McLadybits
Here's a story about an overweight passenger on a flight from the perspective of Arthur Berkowitz, the man that was supposed to sit in the seat next to the overweight passenger. Instead, the 400 pound man was given Berkowitz's seat and Berkowitz was forced to stand in the plane aisle. For 7 hours.
Jason Segel, you are so cute and I really enjoyed that dream I had with you and me in the shower together, but this? Could be a dealbreaker.
The cast of The Adventures of Pete and Pete reunited!! Read it and weep, fungus-lick!