Pinky's Picks For Oscar Best And Worst

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Oh, Oscars! You always fall right around my birthday and I watch you nearly every year. Every year I am bored, nervous, annoyed, giggly, and awed by the outfits celebrities parade around in. This year was no different. I laughed at Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis with their cymbals and I tittered at Christopher Guest and company (FLYING MONKEYS!). I was ridiculously bored with hot Billy Crystal, finding him wasted with cheesy jokes and idiotic montages. I was crushed by Michelle Williams and Gary Oldman losing in their respective categories and delighted by the only win for the Muppets Movie.

The best part, however, is checking out and eviscerating the dresses when necessary. There were many time that it was very necessary. Can I just say that I HATE the trend of wearing boring white, plain black, nudes, beiges, and other no-colors? Because I really, really do. ONTO THE DRESSES! (All names link back to People Magazine, where I found the photos)

Raise Your Perfectly Shaped Brows At These

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The title at this link says it all. "Buffalo Chicken Wing Cupcakes, Because This is America" (Food Beast)

There have been some pretty creative 404 pages, but this is the best 404 page ever. You may want to turn down the volume before clicking if your workplace doesn't like loud AWESOME. (via The Daily What)

I've only seen the Britney Spears episode of How I Met Your Mother. I have seen all of the episodes of Friends. I can still appreciate this comparison of the two. (IMGUR)

Speaking of HIMYM, Jason Segel, perpetual Hot Ink crush, was named Harvard Hasty Pudding Man of the Year. (Yahoo!)