Lush Lip Scrub: They Smile Real Wide for the Camera Lenses

Metric Jenn

I went on a bit of a Lush kick recently since I was giving it all a second chance after that horrible egg-face-mask travesty from before. I was so filled with apprehension and doubts, and who could blame me? I looked like a freaking leper for Satan's sake! Friends were calling the CDC to report an outbreak of zombieism.

Bum Deal Not a Bum Deal: Benefit Bum Deal Body Scrub

Park

I am completely perfect.  Yes, when I wake up in the morning I look as if I had a make-up team spend hours giving me the perfect "natural look".  Birds tie my hair ribbons while simultaneously singing a song that extols my many great qualities.  Oh, you didn't know that birds were capable of human speech?  Maybe they aren't for most people.

However, if I was a regular person with regular problems perhaps I would be concerned about cellulite and exfoliating my skin.  If I were not really busy having brunch with Hollywood stars and playing jetpack mini golf (don't worry, you'll hear about it in a few years) I would probably want to make sure  I had the smoothest, softest skin possible.

It's Not Cheap Being Green: Lush's Mask of Magnaminty

Rusty

You ever have those products that you put down for months or even a year at a time and then when you get some again and you use it and think “Oh my god, why the hell haven’t I been keeping up with this all along?!? This is great!” Probably not, because it doesn’t make a damn bit of sense. But I do, and one of the products that I’ll inadvertently abandon and then come back to is Lush’s Mask of Magnaminty face mask.

I’ve used this mask on freshly washed skin and over 24 hours since I last washed my face. I’ve used it in summer and winter, and everything in between. I get the same results every time and this is one of the few skin care products I can say that about given the way season changes affect my skin.