Sorry About The Lazy. Kind Of.

Pinky McLadybits

You know what? Today is all about lists. Enjoy!

10 Things Pets Would Do If They Had Opposable Thumbs (Death and Taxes)

11 Cakes Based on Kids' Books, Movies, and TV Shows (mental floss)

Increasingly Threatening Taglines For Beauty Products (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)

Top 10 Creepy Girls In Fiction (Listverse)

5 Scientific Explanations For Your Sexual Perversions (Cracked)

7 Great Dictator Portrayals (Pajiba)

Skies Are Blue, Bees Are Buzzing, My Sinuses Are Driving Me Crazy - Must Be Spring!

MelBivDevoe

MelBiv here, trying my hand at serving up some tasty Hot Links for you.  It's Wednesday - just a few more days until the weekend!  Let these links be your guide today and help you while away the hours.

Spring is here!  Celebrate the season with these frolicking lambs!  (Cute Overload)

Nothing says "springtime" like flowers in bloom.  Here's a lovely collection of photos in honor of the 100th anniversary of Washington, D.C.'s Cherry Blossom Festival going on now through April 27th.  (Washington Post)

Glamour Magazine: Figgy Takes One For The Team

Figgy

Figgy reads the March 2012 Glamour so you don't have to!

Marc by Marc Jacobs has the ugliest ads I've ever seen, with cracked-out, grasshopper-like models with half their hair shaved off and looking like they smell of pickles and dirty feet. Gross.

Amanda Seyfried (on the cover this month) is very pretty. I wish she'd make better movies.

To get the look she's wearing on the cover would mean draping myself in all my No-No-Nos: floral-print tank top (florals make me look like a couch), skinny jeans (nope, I actually have hips), giant platform shoes (face, meet floor!) and colorful earrings. It's actually pretty cute if you can work the look.

My favorite thing might be a Word Cloud on how their viewers see the Kardashians, and the biggest words there seems to be "Talentless" and "Fame Whores". Because, seriously, fuck those bitches.