Sandy Won't Ruin MY Halloween

Pinky McLadybits

Let's begin with some Halloween-themed cake masterpieces. (Cake Wrecks)

These ladies win Halloween. Just, don't even bother with your witty women binders or whatever. HOCUS POCUS, BITCHES! (via Reddit)

Here's a lovely essay about a woman seeking to connect with her late father by attending the Fuller show on "Progress" and possible disaster aversion. (Harpers)

Always remember: batteries and...something about a bathtub? (The Onion)

Some alleged time travelers share their stories with us...(Weird Worm)