March InStyle Magazine: Heinous Clothes Are Allegedly Trendy!

Pinky McLadybits

Jennifer Aniston is the cover girl for a ginormous March issue of InStyle. It's a 552 page MEGA-ISSUE! 6 Steps to Spring Cleaning Your Wardrobe! 50 AMAZING NEW SHOES! Hot New Makeup Colors (fluorescent beige, Figgy's favorite?). I'm hoping that 352 of these pages aren't ads, but I'm not holding my breath. 

28 advertisements, 27 over two pages, equaling 55 pages of ads total before the table of contents. Then 2-3 ads between each page of the contents. Seriously, three or four spreads of ads between one page of content.
LAME.

Golden Globes, Zombies, and Aquatic Animals

Pinky McLadybits

Happy Martin Luther King Day! Google has a new doodle to celebrate the legacy of the man that helped change the world. (Google)

Have you read World War Z? It's a pretty amazing book that is soon to be a movie. A redditor has put together some screen caps of what it might look like if Z-Day really happened. (reddit)

I didn't watch The Golden Globes last night. Instead I watched X-Men: First Class and MST3K: The Deadly Bees. I regret nothing. Check out the night's winners! EFF YEAH, DINKLAGE! (Pajiba)

Hot Links: Homemade Ice Rinks, Grape Meths, and Bearded Dragons!

Pinky McLadybits & Kolby

Marijuana use among teenagers has reached a 30-year high. You know what this means, right? More meth for the grownups! (The New York Times )

OK, I know some people don't really care for the Muppets (Communisits, the Devil...etc.), but for everyone who loves and cherishes them as much as I do are these adorable knit hats. I think I need the Animal one. (Craftzine)

A couple of 20-year olds were busted for stealing water from a fire hydrant to build their very own backyard ice rink. Man, that's cool. (ThePostGame)

Complex has put together a list of the 15 Craziest Real World Girls. I'm baffled at their choice to place Coral at number 11. That b*tch is CRAY. (Complex)

Lucy is an American Staffordshire Terrier in New York that needs a forever home. Her previous owner abused her, beating her badly and leaving her bones to set so she has a slightly twisted snout. She's lovable and needs someone to help her forget about the asshole and abused her for 3.5 years. (Petfinder)