Figgy's Perfume Carousel of Madness: The Adventure Begins

Figgy

Confession: Sometimes I've ordered from Sephora just to get the free samples. Specifically, the tiny little bottles of perfume samples. I'm addicted to the little things. I like to collect them and use the ones I like in turns, and I like making fun of the horrible ones.

I have a box full of them, so I decided to pull them out and write gut-reaction, terribly misinformed and possibly offensive reviews of each. They probably won't be helpful at all. I mean, perfume is completely objective. But you should still listen to me.

All I needed was to dip my hand in the box, a special reserve of snark and to wait a while before the next sniff so as not to get 'perfume head'. I might've just made that up.

Let's go.