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While watching the previews before The Dark Knight Rises with Metric Jenn on Saturday, we both cackled like fiends at the trailer for The Campaign. I'm guessing that the three minutes in a hotel room with Ferrell and Galifianakis were just as hilarity-inducing. (Dallas News)

I think it might be cool to like Starbucks again, what with their philanthropy and awesome stance on same-sex marriages. Let us see which state has the most Starbucks, shall we? (I Love Coffee)

Hat tip to Mswas for this adorable photo and story. I'm not sure where it originated, but she linked to imgur with it. (imgur)

Have you ever been to IKEA and thought, "If only they had beer here to go with my futon and reasonably priced meatballs."? GOOD NEWS, CHUM! (Geekosystem)

I guess the Kid's Choice Awards were the other night? Let's all shudder at the terrible fashions that look like fashions from our old photos that made us cringe. Fashion is truly cyclical. And ugly. (The Gloss)

What's that? The unattainable standards of beauty ads are PHOTOSHOPPED? Say it ain't so, Random Photo Retoucher! (BuzzFeed Shift)

This 8 year old knows what's up with women being fantastic! (Huffington Post)

Adopting a pet can be even more daunting than the research and preparation that you do before bringing an animal into the house. Background checks, home visits, full disclosure of other pets and their vet records, and then the people at the shelters being fully suspicious of you. Exhausting. (The Hairpin)

Scientists are saying that we may see a cure for AIDS during our lifetime. I certainly hope that this is the case. (Death And Taxes)

Choose your own Superhero Origin! (College Humor)

I'm pretty sure that the Nickelback thing is a punishment from some being. (The Oatmeal)

Belly flop championships sound like the worst idea ever.