Pinky McLadybits
Someone always does it. You spend time carefully choosing the perfect gift for someone. You attempt to buy something that isn't pre-packaged and shitty for your family's or office's Yankee Swap. Alas, you go home with an opened package of Reese's Cups and a set of garish holiday mugs. That's some horseshit right there.
So, I give you a list of things that you should never purchase for someone (unless they specifically ask for it or you hate them), avoiding being The One That Sucks At Gifts.
