Pinky McLadybits
Woot's tee of the day is Monty Python-inspired. Run away! Run away!
Did you hear? Bradley Cooper is (supposedly) the Sexiest Man Alive. I suppose he is, you know, if you like emu-faced dudes with hot bodies. Buzzfeed gives us 63 more reasons why Cooper is not sexiest.
What's that? Congress is full of assholes more worried about pissing matches than the health of our children? No. Way.
