Made From Earth Vitamin C: Nothing Compares to You

Metric Jenn

Note: This product was provided to me by the company for a review; had I not liked the product there would not have been a review posted.

Well, it seems that I've now become a hippie, overtaking Tamatha and Dixie as the Earth Mother of this small piece of internet heaven. I'm not usually particular about things I throw on my body, meaning that I don't feel the need to make sure that everything is green and organic and whatnot. My face has taken a beating from chemical crap, and I still look alright (I *think*!), so when I was presented with the opportunity to try something new, I thought "Why not? I've suffered through leprosy with Aveeno, this can't possibly be as bad!"

Drunk Kangaroo Fight? No Problem.

Author: Metric Jenn

Have a seat, you guys. I’ve got another story for you. This one involves a product that has changed my attitude towards flying. Wait, what? How the shit can a beauty product change my opinion about having to go through endless security checks, body scans, hurrying up to wait some more, and sitting in a claustrophobic plane for hours on end? Oh, just you wait, my pretties. This is an epic tale of love, loss, and redemption. But not really. I just stumbled on a really kickass product.

The year was 2004, and I was backpacking around Australia and New Zealand. I’d accumulated enough stuff that when I finally decided to head home, it looked like I was smuggling a large Maori family back with me. With airport security being what it was (and still is), they kicked me from my flight because I “can’t possibly have bought that much stuff”. HAH. How little they knew me. But the customs agents learned that I could indeed buy a lot within a short period of time.