Total Body Rapid Cleanse: A Wonderful Product That Reveals Terrible Truths

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I like to think of myself as a good person: I recycle, I donate to charities that don't accost me on the street and I've helped many people move over the years.  That sounds like an all around decent type, right?

Well, it turns out under that mask of normality I'm a seething mass of weird and creepy.  I'm a secondary character in a David Lynch movie.  I'm the villain in a silent film, but instead of tying women to railroad tracks I lie and cheat to get my hands on fried foods and cheeseburgers.