I love fall and winter – really, I even love winter, but one thing I don’t love in winter is my skin. I have dry skin. I mean DRY dry skin. It’s gross. And itchy. It’s not fun. I have tried all of the different lotions, potions, and oils I could get my dry, chubby hands on and until now, it’s been pointless. I shower, put on lotion afterward (while freezing my ass off and doing a crappy job, because I want to hurry up and get in my jammies), and it either sticks to my clothing or it works for an hour or two and then back to the itching and dryness. I’ve also tried the oil that you put on when you’re still wet from the shower – hello, broken hip! Yeah, that just mostly got my shower floor slippery.