Don't Be Scared, It's Just Link Time

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If you're in need of a quick laugh this morning, check out these photos of terrified "bros" from the Nightmares Fear Factory haunted house in Niagara Falls.  Lots of hugging and hiding going on!  (BuzzFeed)

Huh.  I kinda dig Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's coordinating tattoos, both portions of a famous speech.  You'll never guess the source of that speech.  (The Gloss)

I don't care what the authors of this piece think, those zombie Martian Muppet costumes are pretty fantastic.  (Vulture)

Tom Hanks is The Man

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I know I've said in the past that Bill Murray tops my list of celebrities I want to meet, but quickly climbing that list is Tom Hanks.  A fan ran into him at a pizza place and Hanks obliged him with a series of hilarious photos.  Don't you think it'd be a blast to just hang out and shoot the sh*t with Hanks?  I bet he's got some great stories.  (Uproxx)

The Smashing Pumpkins just announced they'll be touring this fall.  Did I accidentally wake up in 1997?  Oh, wait, it's not the whole original lineup, just Billy Corgan.  Pass.  (AV Club)

Don't Worry Baby, Everything Will Turn Out All Right

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Happy Tuesday! Take a minute and check out that graph to the left. Everyone good? All right then, on to the links!

I can't top this headline: "Last Night Norway 'Forced' Everyone to Have Safe Sex at Seven O'Clock for a Whole Hour."  (The Gloss)

Well, I knew books sales were up thanks to the "50 Shades" craze, along with sex toy sales, but this I did not see coming.  (The FW)

Time to catch up with my favorite feisty feline, Louis!  (LouisVsRick)

Upon reading this article, some of us thought this might explain Madonna's British accent, but I'm pretty sure that's just good ol' pretension.  (Discovery News)

Please enjoy these gorgeous images of popping water balloons taken at high-speed by photographer Edward Horsford.  (io9)