Links Hijinks: Metric Jenn Scours the Net for Your Pleasure

Metric Jenn

GREETINGS, MY MINIONS. It is mid-week, and I'm already plotting ways to get out of work that involves arson and me not being caught. I know most of you are dreaming of the same things, which is why you come here, and why I love you.

Yet here we are, sitting at our desks, surrounded by other drones, and/or the idiotic masses...to stave off the homicidal rages that I know you and I are all prone to, I've cobbled together some delightful links for you to enjoy.

Screw the Calories, Let's Deep-Fry Everything!

 MelBivDevoe

One of my favorite things about summer is checking out all the decadent deep-fried goodies at fairs!  Here's one treat I was surprised to hear about... but then again, if you can deep fry butter, I suppose you can deep fry anything.  (Gawker)

Look, if the airlines are going to charge us ridiculous airfare plus all sorts of various fees, they can put up with a little cleavage.  (HuffPo)

I don't know about you, but I could sure use some cute photos of a polar bear romping in the sunlight right about now.  (PetSugar)

Over on The Grindstone, some women are weighing in on discovering that being a housewife wasn't as satisfying as they'd hoped.  (Grindstone)