Friday The 13th: I Hope You Weren't Planning On Camping Tonight

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Good Lord, this is ADORABLE. A very intelligent kindergarten teacher has her class compose Tweets about what they do during the day. I can't even begin to count the skills that this helps them practice. Well done, Mrs. Aaron! (New York Times)

It's the day before the weekend and maybe you'll be on the lookout for a new place to dine out. Here are some tips for getting the most out of your experience. (The Atlantic)

When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, you may be stuck at work. All of your carefully chosen weapons and stockpiles of food will do you no good. What do you do? You make weapons from the everyday junk in your cubicle. (Boing Boing)

I'd like to say I'm surprised that a meth lab was found in a Wal-Mart, but I'm not. Not at all. (Huffington Post)

Who beats someone with a shoe? Seriously. (Gawker)

Let's cleanse that palate of bitch residue with this lovely photo of a galaxy taken by the Hubble Telescope. I guess Mike didn't break the Hubble...(The Inquisitir)

Ah, day drinking. I don't do it very often because of the stigma attached to having even one glass of wine or beer before dinner. When I do have alcohol with my lunch, it feels dangerous and empowering. That's crazy. Here is a delightful piece championing the Day Drink. (NY Times)

I laughed until I cried when I saw these male sex dolls via a link from Jeremy Feist. My husband and I had tears streaming down our faces and an idiot moment where we both wondered why a male sex doll needed a blow job mouth...OH. Here are some male sex dolls and their dating profiles. (The Frisky)

I think it is safe to say that Lainey and I would love to go to a prom dressed in pajamas. Too old? BAH ON YOU. (The Gloss)

These shirts are disgusting. Probably the worst part is that women are wearing them of their own free will. You can wear whatever you want, ladies, but perhaps using common sense and understanding that some of these are walking rape jokes pulled taut against your chest would be helpful. (gurl)

JENNY MCCARTHY, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM URLACHER, YOU INSANE HELLBITCH. (The Stir)

Let's calm ourselves (me) with these asparagus recipes for spring. (Organic Authority)

Here are some non-toxic polishes for spring. (Blisstree)

I would totally see the 2002 version of The Avengers. (Pajiba)

Come for Maya Rudolph. Stay for her amazing Gwen Stefani impression.

NSFW. Telling Kirk Cameron he's a douche with humor.

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