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I don't know about you, but I tend to bake a lot during holidays. Not President's Day, but big holidays. Like Grandparents Day. Anyway, this is a million dollar idea for sure. (iMGUR)

Speaking of a million dollars, that's what I'd pay to be able to make my hair look pretty like this. (The Beauty Department)

Do you have the Facebook Timeline? Are you also seeing comments disappear, your feed filled with recent and week-old crap even thought you clicked Most Recent? The second question has nothing to do with this. But it is pissing me off. AHEM. Behold! A way to bring back the simpler Facebook profile! (Lifehacker)

Of course, other people will still see your Timeline. Whatever. Here's an adorable puppy barking at broccoli! 

If you have an adorable puppy or other pet, do not let them fly Delta. Those assholes! (Gawker)

Speaking of being killed, I would think that this Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper would melt your face, The Last Crusade-style. (Times Free Press)

Last one concerning death, I PROMISE! Apparently, Whitney Houston's funeral will be live-streamed on the internet by Associated Press. (TDW Gossip)

And now for a palette-cleanser: gorgeous animal sculptures made from CD shards! (Colossal Art & Design)

Yes, yes. Valentine's Day is over. But these geeky cards made by Amanda LaPergola are worth a look. Or three. (The Mary Sue)

HAHAHAH! These jackasses tried to rob a place in Rotterdam, Netherlands, and NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN. (Neatorama)

Jen, proprietress of Cake Wrecks, has another blog where she creates amazing items like this antique radio cabinet turned into a badass iPod speaker. (EPBOT)

Here are some sci-fi and fantasy pieces created to look like classic works of art! (Laughing Squid)

Finally,behind-the-scenes of Game of Thrones. Jon Snow! HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!