Do I Look Like A Hooker Or Just An Idiot: NYC Lipstick in Air Kiss

Author: Pinky McLadybits

I'd been sick all week. I hadn't been to Target in that whole week and I decided I should go. They were probably worried about me and losing profits and such. I'm sure they were all beside themselves, wondering what had become of me!

Or not.

Anyway, I went in with a list of butt wipes (what I call those flushable wet wipes for adults), eyebrow waxing kit, a neutral grey nail polish, some lipstick, and some foundation. I got the lipstick, foundation, and butt wipes. 

I don't generally wear lipstick and opt instead for gloss, but I need a nice red for my Halloween costume. Vee told me exactly what to look for while shopping for lipstick, but I forgot. I'm kind of a stupid and I couldn't tell which colors were in the blue-red family and which were pink and garish. I grabbed NYC in Air Kiss because it was only about $2. Cheap.

I've made a huge mistake.

The color is much, much pinker than works with my hair and skin tone. I look crazy. Observe:

I'm totally f*cking stoked.

It looks baaaad. But? The lipstick itself was inexpensive, went on smoothly, and stayed put until I used a face cleanser wipe to remove it. It is obviously horribly, terribly wrong for me and my face, but if you need an inexpensive lipstick for a costume, or just because you're poor, you could do a lot worse than the line of NYC lipsticks.

Rating: 6/8 tentacles