Just a Figment of My Imagination

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The latest casting news for the all-female version of "The Expendables" is pretty darn good, y'all.  When I think of kickass ladies, this actress definitely comes to mind.  (The Mary Sue)

First, there was "Dancing With the Stars."  Then came "Skating With the Stars."  Now, ABC is bringing us "Celebrity Splash, " aka "Diving With the Stars."  Maybe it's just me, but that honestly sounds terrible.  (Hollywood Reporter)

There's something for every "Star Wars" fan in this cake, whether you're a Jedi, Sith, or "other." (Geeks Are Sexy)

Bees in France have been producing green and blue honey.  Turns out the smart buggers have been getting their sugar from less-than-desirable means.  (BBC News)

I love it when parents dress up for Halloween along with their kids.  In fact, I've been known to give out double the treats to families who coordinate their costumes.  (lilsugar)

Throwing a Halloween party this year?  Why not make your own pumpkin keg?  (Celebrations)

I'm so tired of people claiming that women aren't funny.  When a book dedicated to the history of women in comedy has to ask if women are funny, then you know there's a problem.  (Slate)

The first rapid at-home HIV test may have a secondary use: to help prevent the spread of the epidemic by helping people to screen potential partners.  (NY Times)

The list of most popular baby names state-by-state shows that waaaayyy too many people are watching "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."  (The Stir)

A female Democratic candidate for the State Senate of Maine has found herself under attack by the GOP... because she plays World of Warcraft.  Grow the fuck up, Republican Party of Maine.  (Ars Technica)

And now, the latest Honest Trailer from Screen Junkies - here's "Prometheus."  Spoilers EVERYWHERE.