Friday, June 29, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Divorcing!

You mean hunching down to spare your husband's pride isn't a good foundation for a marriage?!?! Well, we all knew (gleefully hoped) this moment would come. After 5 years of controlling bliss, Tom and Katie are divorcing. So let's be super horrible and take bets on who Cruise will trap next, shall we?

Now that Tom and Katie are divorcing (SHOCKER!), who will Tom perv on next? free polls 


  1. All of these women are ENTIRELY too young. I think Tom is way too savvy to try to convince the public that any of these women would go for him. I said it on FB and I'll say it here: someone around age 35 and possibly not American. IT IS WRITTEN.