Just Follow These Easy Links!

                                                               Park

Sometimes a picture on the internet makes you so happy and excited that you find yourself pumping your fist in the air, and sometimes its not even a picture of a cute cat.

That's what the picture to the left did for me.  It also inspired me to find links that will both support things you always new and help make you EVEN cooler and more knowledgeable.  I know, you didn't think that was possible.  But I'm going to do my best.

Ever wanted to know the gender and species break-down for LOTR?  Shut up, of course you did (Neatorama)

A member of the Royal Family has died.  No, not that Royal Family.  It’s the one that rule  a WWII defence platform that has been claiming it’s a sovereign nation since 1967?   Yes, you read that right (Arstechnica)

Sixteen-year-old me is finally vindicated! Jack could have lived.  Thanks science! Or at least tv science. (Cheezburger)

Inspiration, Observation, Laughs and All the Things That Make Life Great

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Its been a big, weird, week for ol' Parky and that's meant deciding to make some big, cool changes in my life.  Some of you may be thinking the same way, so here's a bunch of links that will help.  Also, some weird and silly stuff thrown in, because hey, I'm still me.

Don't worry, I'll be back to posting links about celebrities being dumb soon :)

The environment is important, but being green can seem like a huge impossible goal.  Well why not start at home? (Buzzfeed)

 Want one of those adorable schiaparelli sweaters but don't want to shell out a bunch of cash?  I got ya! (Rookie)

 A very inspiring tale of women who helped change the landscape of journalism. (Slate)

It can be tough to get kids reading.  Here’s a guide to picking books that your kids (or the kids in your life) will love (Squidoo)

Bring On the Weekend! Bring On the Batman!

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Our hearts go out to the victims of the midnight shooting in Colorado and their families. (People)

Happy Friday!  Do you have your tickets ready for the premiere of "The Dark Knight Rises" this weekend?  Or have you already seen it at a midnight opening, you lucky ducks?  I won't be seeing it for a few days, which means it's time to avoid the internet again (I won't be spoiled!).  

If you're in a Batman mood, take a trip down memory lane with this real-time review of Joel Schumacher's opus "Batman & Robin."  It's much better if you read this article instead of attempting to watch it yourself... well, better for you, at least.  (Pajiba)

Speaking of superheroes, these amazing retro art posters capture my favorite team, the X-Men, in eye-popping colors.   Who wouldn't want a "BAMF!" poster for their wall?? (Etsy)

Molecule, a new store in NYC, sells tap water.  That's it.  Just specially filtered, $2.50 for a 16-ounce bottle, tap water.  Choice quote from the article - "I think you'll have people who will start becoming water connoisseurs."  Uh.  Even if you add electrolytes and vitamins, it's just WATER.  Sheesh!  (WSJ)

I Wish I Had Ron Swanson's Work Ethic

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Another Tony Awards has come and gone. We could discuss the award winners and how a small musical like Once beat a major player like Newsies and what impact that might have on future shows, but let's just look at the pretty dresses, shall we? (Vulture)

You know who looked super cute at the Tonys?  Emma Stone.  Here, she reveals her inspiration for her role as Gwen Stacy in the upcoming Spider-Man revamp, but holy crap, spoilers for anyone who never read the comics! (Crushable)

TODAY'S LINKS ARE LIKE A FIST BUMP TO THE UNIVERSE

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Awesome advice for one of my favorite hobbiessions, thrifting. Yes, hobbiessions: hobbies+obsessions,  feel free to use it in conversation all the time now.  Seriously, these rules take you from regular thrifter to super hero level thrift (Rookie)

What? Magic shoes won’t make you skinny?  (CNN)

If you're thinking of doing some travelling this summer, this guide of offbeat sights in Albuquerque is full of amazing ideas.  You may roast alive, but you'll have fun doing so (Squidoo)

Censorship Fish Does Not Approve of Your Canoodling

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Censorship Fish would also not approve of this first link. This is one skeevy way to pick up chicks, but if, oh, Ryan Gosling tried this approach on me? It would WORK. (Celebitchy)

Didja catch the "How I Met Your Mother" season finale this week?  Are you left with lots of burning questions, like, for example, "Whaaaaat??" Perhaps this interview with co-creator Craig Thomas can ease your mind. (Vulture)

Speaking of mothers, I'm not 100% certain I want to be one someday.  (Awkward segue achieved!)  The author of this think piece has long known she'll never be one, and she hopes you'll respect her decision.  (CNN)

My Name Is M.C.A. And I Still Do As I Please.

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I had last week's links finished before I learned of the death of Beastie Boy Adam Yauch, AKA MCA. I adore the Beastie Boys and I have listened to them since I was young and they were screaming about partying. Cancer is a piece of shit and I hate it. Check out this tribute in photos (Pajiba) and the obituary on the official Beasties page (Beastie Boys). Yauch did so much good with his time here and he will be missed by fans, friends, and family. 

Insert Clever Headline Here: Yay Me!

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It's tough to be a woman right now for so many reason. Not least of these problems would be the objectification of our bodies. Even things you would think no one would care about, like labia. Dammit. (The Frisky)

This, however, makes me smile. I know, and have known, too many people with cancer. It is incredibly sweet, and probably motivated by money but WHATEVER, that Mattel would make a bald Barbie doll. (The Gloss)

MetricJenn mentioned something about moving to Sweden today. Once I show her this link, it will be ALL OVER. She will be ON IT. (Time)

Even cooler than clubbing on your lunch hour is hearing about firsts from badass women like Liz Phair. And I mean firsts pertaining to sex and kissing. Rawr! (Rookie)

I don't know about you, but I spend quite a bit of time trying to forget things I hear and read. If you would like to have a memory LIKE A BOSS, then here are some tips for you. (Lifehacker)

It's Friday, I'm In MEH.

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Can you believe that The Sopranos debuted in 1999? It makes me feel terribly old, along with the soon-to-be eight years old child I have and my upcoming 12 year dating anniversary with the husband. Anyway, enjoy this retrospective of the show through the words of the people that lived it. (Vanity Fair)

This is an amazingly thoughtful, loving, and funny look at gay marriage (aka marriage) by someone that labels herself Christian. Bonus brother, hee! (Persephone Magazine)

Do you need more proof that Fiona Apple is cooler than most of us will ever be? Check out her handwritten note to a high school student about a gay-straight alliance. (Vulture)

I like Twilight. I have the movies. I have all the RiffTrax to go with the movies. I went to the midnight showing of Eclipse ( I think it was that one..). But I'm not obsessed. Not like this crazy bird. (d-listed)

It's National Pi Day! 3/14! Get It?

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In honor of Pi Day, here is something mathematically-themed: How To Predict A Celebrity Divorce! (Time)

Also in honor of Pi Day, here is some pie. Yum. (Neatorama)

Tis a sad, sad day for fans of the enormous volumes of Encyclopaedia Brittanica. They have stopped printing. Pour out some alphabet soup in memoriam. (The New York Times)

Of course, you can still access Brittanica online. Sorry about your soup. Now they can update more quickly and stay up to date when we all bring back these obsolete words. (Matador) Thanks, Mel Biv Devoe!

It's National Hot Young Studs On Motorcycles Day. Totally.

That there's Steven R. McQueen (the iconic actor's grandson).  I have no other words.  Just sounds.  Ahem...links?

Steve McQueen - no not that Steve McQueen (I was disappointed despite knowing that THE Steve McQueen passed away years ago) - claims Michael Fassbender was passed over at Oscar nomination time because Americans are prudes.  (The Guardian)

A Swedish doctor is being charged with two cases of sexual abuse for demonstrating what he called the "Windshield Wiper" technique on two of his patients.  Nowhere in the article is this technique described.  Nice reporting, random Swedish writer.  (The Local)

The Links Are All Over The Place. Like Your Mom. BOOM!

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I don't know about you, but I tend to bake a lot during holidays. Not President's Day, but big holidays. Like Grandparents Day. Anyway, this is a million dollar idea for sure. (iMGUR)

Speaking of a million dollars, that's what I'd pay to be able to make my hair look pretty like this. (The Beauty Department)

Do you have the Facebook Timeline? Are you also seeing comments disappear, your feed filled with recent and week-old crap even thought you clicked Most Recent? The second question has nothing to do with this. But it is pissing me off. AHEM. Behold! A way to bring back the simpler Facebook profile! (Lifehacker)

Fox Fur Merkin?? If You Want To Waste Money, Send It To Me!

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I simply don't get to the museum often enough. Seriously, I enjoy the museum! Luckily, some people choose to share their favorite exhibits with others. (Boing Boing)

Damn it! No wonder I can't remember the 23rd President of the United States or the capital of Brazil! I've been learning incorrectly! (Wired)

The area behind our entertainment center thing is like a graveyard for dust bunnies. Cords, more cords, wires, and dust. If I thought I could successfully put everything back where it belongs, I'd get right on this. (Lifehacker)

TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault is always treated as a crime that women helped bring upon themselves. In this article there is an amazing graphic imagining of how it would look if all victims were treated as those who've been raped. There is also information about a project where rape victims hold up signs with things their attackers said to them. Amazing. (Persephone Magazine)

Happy Thursday! HAPPY LINKS ONLY!

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Yesterday I linked to a Starbucks made of old shipping containers. It was pretty sweet. But this? This is even better. I'm making a special trip to Starbucks to show my support of this. (Seattle Times)

Speaking of things and people that rock my face off, here's Dave Grohl making an excellent point. (via Popurls)

Here's some good news: Stricter school lunch guidelines from the USDA. Keep in mind that schools have to offer the fruits and vegetables, but parents have to teach their children to make the right choices. So. It's a start! (CNN)

Guess what? MORE AWESOME. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation donated $750 MILLION to help combat AIDS, tuberculosis, and malaria. (Huffington Post)

"Bear...bear...big Bear...big bear chase meeeeeeee...! "

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I abhor camping. Bugs, noises, people farting in the tent, animals threatening to steal your stuff, no thank you. For those of you that do enjoy camping, here is a way to build a simple camping stove with a log, a saw, and some newspaper. (Lifehacker)

I had never seen a James Bond movie until Daniel Craig and his fine ass filled out the role. Of course, I knew about Mr. Bond's amazing, beautiful, extremely fast cars. A United Kingdom exhibit, and this link, allows you to stare at all of Bond's sexy cars. (Wired)

Are you in the market for a new gadget or three? I find that when I research an upcoming gadget purchase there are too many opinions out there and not enough facts. Here is a breakdown of the best gadgets, from cell phones to home theater receivers. With cited sources! (The Wirecutter)

Helpful hint: When job hunting, avoid cover letters with profanity and name-calling. (Gawker)

Hot Links: "I had high heels in my high chair and I'll have 'em in my wheelchair."

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I've always thought that personalized license plates are fairly stupid. Either the plate tells me you're cocky or I can't decipher your intended message. These geeky license plates? Don't really change my mind. But enjoy! (mental floss)

Ten years ago, someone decided that Double Dragon baddie Abobo should have his own adventure game. Ten long years I waited, not even knowing I was waiting. Today is the day. Play Abobo's Big Adventure free online. Fight your way through classic NES games! (Abobo's Big Adventure)

Hot Links: I Thought It Was Wednesday For Several Hours This Morning

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Perhaps one of your New Year's Resolutions was to start your own business. But what should your startup do? That's where this site comes in. Mailchimp for beverages? Sounds legit. (NOW! That's What I Call Startups!)

Have you read the blog JacquieLonglegs? She makes tampon wreaths and writes things like "I dunno about you but there is something about internet people that gets my creativity flowing like wine cooler at my cousin’s Quincañera." Go read! Hurry!

Hot Links: For The Record, My Husband's Favorite Color Is Purple.

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Let's start with something heartwarming and altogether uplifting, shall we? (Mohandas Gandhi)

Is it dusty where you are too? Let me just wipe my eyes. Ahem. Let's cleanse the palette with 10 Makeovers From Teen Movies and What They Mean.  (The Frisky)

Just yesterday I was telling someone that my silence could be bought for the low, low price of a pony. Then today, I see this Pony Creator. COINCIDENCE? Likely. But clearly the Universe thinks I am owed a pony. (via Boing Boing)

Placebos are commonplace in drug testing. That's boring. How can I make placebos work for me in my daily life? I want to get buzzed off a virgin strawberry daquiri like Maebe Funke! Accomplishing goals through placebo mind hacks would be good too. (Lifehacker)

Hot Links: Let's Drink To Annie's Boobs. And Jeff's Teeny Undies.

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Put down the antifreeze! Good Magazine has a cocktail that's sure to calm even the most distraught Community fan - the Six Seasons and a Movie. (Good)

TIME Magazine has unveiled their 2011 Person of the Year, and it's "The Protestor." I'm pretty sure they're referencing me with their choice, and that time I staged a sit-in outside the Pearl Street Ben & Jerry's after they ran out of Oatmeal Cookie ice cream. (TIME)

Gawker's put together a list of creepy Christmas carols sure to warm even the Grinchiest of hearts. But, no, seriously, listen at your own risk. And maybe with the lights on. (Gawker)

Hot Links: Naked Santas, SOPA and Skyrim? Got 'Em.

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Public nudity is perfectly legal in San Francisco, as demonstrated by this crowd of World Record-seeking naked Santas. Slightly NSFW. (BoingBoing)

The lovelies over at Go Fug Yourself have put together an "official" holiday gift guide. Feel free to send me anything on the list. I'm not picky. (Go Fug Yourself)

This is a few days old, but in case you haven't already heard, from a friend or on Facebook itself, you've got two Message Inboxes over on the ol' 'Book, and you miiiight want to open the other, nearly secret, one from time to time. (Slate)

Heading to New York City to take in a show and see the holiday displays? You might also be interested in peeking at a few of the Dead Sea Scrolls, now on display at Discovery Times Square. (The Economist)