Baby Got... Self-Respect

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Pretty sweet sign, right?  You've gotta check out the rest of the lyrics, though, to really appreciate it.  (So... That Happened)  (h/t Resa)

This list of foods to avoid at fast food restaurants might have you avoiding those restaurants altogether.  I suppose that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing... but who could give up the sweet, artery-clogging deliciousness of a place like Five Guys (for example)?  (Business Insider)

I can't believe it, but these might be the most unappealing cupcakes I've ever seen.  I didn't even know it was possible to make a cupcake I wouldn't want to eat!  (Who Killed Bambi)

Here's a recipe for Sriracha Ice Cream Sandwiches, if that's your kinda thing.  They do look pretty yummy, but I haven't the buds for such a spicy treat.  (Laughing Squid)

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It's tough to be a woman right now for so many reason. Not least of these problems would be the objectification of our bodies. Even things you would think no one would care about, like labia. Dammit. (The Frisky)

This, however, makes me smile. I know, and have known, too many people with cancer. It is incredibly sweet, and probably motivated by money but WHATEVER, that Mattel would make a bald Barbie doll. (The Gloss)

MetricJenn mentioned something about moving to Sweden today. Once I show her this link, it will be ALL OVER. She will be ON IT. (Time)

Even cooler than clubbing on your lunch hour is hearing about firsts from badass women like Liz Phair. And I mean firsts pertaining to sex and kissing. Rawr! (Rookie)

I don't know about you, but I spend quite a bit of time trying to forget things I hear and read. If you would like to have a memory LIKE A BOSS, then here are some tips for you. (Lifehacker)

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Dillard's has a Clinique Bonus in stores called Spring At Last. Get it free with any Clinique in-store purchase of $23.50 or more.

Food Network Store is having their Annual Warehouse Clearance Event. Save up to 70%.

Newport News has dresses up to 75% off.

Google Play has free music.

Szul is having a 90% off Diamond Sale. There is no Dana, only Szul. And some diamond jewelry starting at $20.

Save 25% off your purchase at American Eagle. Use code 91482591.