I just want to bring you joy (mostly)

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Hoo boy! It's been a great week, right? Well, I'm here to keep it going strong (and then maybe ruin it briefly) with links you'll love as much as Ron Swanson love sausage.  Get it?  Because links are a kind of sausage?  And Ron Swanson loves breakfast food? And...and...nevermind

Perhaps inspired by The Avengers, the secret super villain that has foiled us all for so many years comes clean.  Its (gasp!) the guy who made snack bags so hard to open (Gizmodo)

Let's Play Doubles: Television's Sexiest Couples

Buffy and Angel: "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

Do I really need to explain this to You People? Fine. A man who has been through hell, literally at one point, finds his way to a young woman who is just starting out on her journey in life. There are complications because of who she is and who he is, just like Romeo and Juliet. Only with less family interference and more destiny. The man is a vampire with a soul and the woman is a vampire slayer. Whatevs. Buffy and Angel mesh together like a vampire and woman should. She can kick his ass. He only tries to kick her ass when his soul goes missing, but hey, no one is perfect. He tries to help her and their world is one neither of them chose to share through choice, but they make the best of what they have. Though flawed, no one can deny that seeing Buffy and Angel together is something sexy, sweet, and tragically imperfect. - Pinky

Jeff Goldblum Does a Happy Jig and I Feel Fine

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Seriously.  I'm just going to watch him dance all day.

But if that's not enough for you, I've also found
some other interesting stuff.  So go peruse.  I'll just be sitting here, watching Goldblum get down.


Thinking about checking out "Fifty Shades of Grey"?  Vulture has a quick review here - they recommend you spend your time looking for REAL porn instead.  (Vulture)

April Fool's Day Was Yesterday. I Hate That Day.

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Yes. I hate April Fool's Day. I do, however, enjoy reading about good pranks. I'm an enigma wrapped in a bitch tortilla. Here are some pranks to make you giggle. (Gawker)

Lifehacker has a comprehensive, and ever-changing, list of websites and their chosen April Fool's Day pranks. This is always fun too. (Lifehacker)

I'm done with the prank links. These cakes are not lies. (CakeWrecks)

From perfect cakes to terrible cover art, here are the Worst Album Covers of All Time. OF ALL TIME! (tastebuds)

I Found So Many Deals For You. It Is CRAZY!

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Kohl's has 15% off everything with code LEAPYR15.

Newport News is having a $5 sale!

Woot! Off! is still going strong!

Get 2 free rentals at RedBox with codes LUVREDBOX and HAPPY1.

Get a 3 piece Stila Makeup set from Amerimark for $2.26 plus shipping.

Get Season 1 of Game of Thrones from Best Buy for $34.99. Choose Stark or Targaryen covers. 

Yay! It's....Wednesday. Nevermind.

 Kolby

There, there.  The work week is sort of almost nearly over.  Today's links are sure to help you power through.  Enjoy, lovelies.

Nevada just became the first state to authorize driverless vehicles.  This is good new for Vegas gamblers - it's dangerous to drive when you're broke and sobbing.  (MSNBC Bottomline)

In case you're wondering if you've got enough to worry about as a woman, the answer is no.  Go ahead and add painless heart attacks to that list.  (The Age)

Well, this is excellent news for you soon-to-be new car buyers out there.  Unless driving a lemon is your thing.(AP)

The Links Are All Over The Place. Like Your Mom. BOOM!

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I don't know about you, but I tend to bake a lot during holidays. Not President's Day, but big holidays. Like Grandparents Day. Anyway, this is a million dollar idea for sure. (iMGUR)

Speaking of a million dollars, that's what I'd pay to be able to make my hair look pretty like this. (The Beauty Department)

Do you have the Facebook Timeline? Are you also seeing comments disappear, your feed filled with recent and week-old crap even thought you clicked Most Recent? The second question has nothing to do with this. But it is pissing me off. AHEM. Behold! A way to bring back the simpler Facebook profile! (Lifehacker)

Fox Fur Merkin?? If You Want To Waste Money, Send It To Me!

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I simply don't get to the museum often enough. Seriously, I enjoy the museum! Luckily, some people choose to share their favorite exhibits with others. (Boing Boing)

Damn it! No wonder I can't remember the 23rd President of the United States or the capital of Brazil! I've been learning incorrectly! (Wired)

The area behind our entertainment center thing is like a graveyard for dust bunnies. Cords, more cords, wires, and dust. If I thought I could successfully put everything back where it belongs, I'd get right on this. (Lifehacker)

TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault is always treated as a crime that women helped bring upon themselves. In this article there is an amazing graphic imagining of how it would look if all victims were treated as those who've been raped. There is also information about a project where rape victims hold up signs with things their attackers said to them. Amazing. (Persephone Magazine)

Oh, Spoiled Milk! You'll Never Get A Pony Smelling Like That!

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via Tastefully Offensive and Gemma Correll

Wait, Demi Moore's seizure is allegedly related to her doing whip its? What is she, 20 years old? (Gawker)

I haven't been to Las Vegas since I got married there in 2005. We still plan to return for a more leisurely, child-free week. Perhaps we can check out some of the spots in this article. (GQ)

Do you like photo series? Here you go then. A photo a day, starting on the first of this year. SNSFW. (FWAPhoto)

Speaking of something else beautiful to behold: Peanut Butter Oreo Cupcakes! (The Sweet Life)

Kolby's Wish List: Number Ten is also on my LIST list

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I have a nasty little habit of wishing for things I don't have, including material goods and the occasional inconvenient or impossible item. Like someone else's hair or ass. *Sigh*, settling is less fun than a roadtrip with your "favorite" frenemy - you don't want to do it, in fact you'd love to tie her (or him, sure) to a guardrail and peel off down the road, cackling maniacally, while she (or he, why not?) sobs uncontrollably, tears staining her (HER, DAMMIT) cracked, sunburned face, while buzzards circle overhead and wild dogs salivate from the edge of the...wait, where was I?

Oh, yes, settling. You don't want to settle, but sometimes you have to do it to keep life rolling along. Ahem. Anyway, I was tickled to have the opportunity to create my very own holiday wish list, filled to the brim with goodies I drool over, and in some cases actually need. I was rather surprised by how completely affordable some of the items on my list turned out to be.

Never you fear, though, because this fancy schmance choo-choo veers straight off the rails before the end...

Hot Links: How Many Shopping Days Are Left Until Wookiee Life Day?

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I probably won't be able to think straight until the next season of Game of Thrones premieres on HBO. So, you know, please bear with me...until April 2012. (Pajiba)

Here's an interesting look at why Spotify can never be profitable. (gigaom)

Scientists in Australia believe that large regions of Mars may be able to sustain life. I think it was the grand opening of the Martian Starbucks that convinced them. Peppermint Mochas truly are out of this world (yep, went there). (DiscoveryNews)

A rather strange phenomenon known as "Vocal Fry" has been creeping into the vocal patterns of young women across the US. I blame Lauren Bacall. And sex. (ScienceMag)

Hot Links: If I Eat The Wolverine Cookie, Will He Regenerate?

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Daenerys was my favorite character in Game of Thrones and in the books. Well, Tyrion was too. And Arya! Jon Snow is pretty good...ANYWAY, someone made cupcakes that are strong like Dothraki! (justJENN Recipes)

Well that's just great. The time I tweeted about putting my bra on my dog's head to make a Weird Science joke will forever live in the Library of Congress. Still worth it. (Federal News Radio)

Have you ever looked at the reviews for odd Amazon products? There are some hilarious people out there with time on their hands. Start with these Otomix Baggy Workout Gym Pants in American Flag. Sample review: "What they don't tell you is that the two side seam pockets will neatly hold up to 24 Slim Jims."(Amazon)

Hot Links: I Just Blue Myself.

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Ooooh! The Merc With A Mouth as a pencil cup? GIMME!

Check out this sweet tattoo of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

NEW EPISODES OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT WILL BE ON NETFLIX! OHMAHGAH YOU GUYS! 2013? COME ON!

Zodiac Disney Princesses. I'm a pisces!

If Godtopussy was a blonde woman in a dress...

Hot Links: Needs More Skull-Accented Top Hats

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I love the movie The Crow and I am ecstatic that Bradley "Emu" Cooper didn't end up rebooting it. Now that I've seen this concept art from the proposed remake? I'm ecstatically jubilant it didn't get made.

I read the book Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs and I was underwhelmed by my thoughts of what could have been. Anyway, Tim Burton, who I adore, is contemplating bringing the book to the big screen.