Happy July Fourth! Let' Celebrate With Ogling!

Ah, July Fourth. The day when we celebrate independence with exploding things, booze, and lots of red meat. If you're a celebrity, you might also celebrate with a trip to the beach or an extravagant backyard bash. Let's see some celebrity patriotism!

So Katy Perry loves America, you guys. She loves it so much that she drapes the symbol of the country across her magnificent boobs and uses it to cover her bajingo. AMERICA!

It's National Hot Young Studs On Motorcycles Day. Totally.

That there's Steven R. McQueen (the iconic actor's grandson).  I have no other words.  Just sounds.  Ahem...links?

Steve McQueen - no not that Steve McQueen (I was disappointed despite knowing that THE Steve McQueen passed away years ago) - claims Michael Fassbender was passed over at Oscar nomination time because Americans are prudes.  (The Guardian)

A Swedish doctor is being charged with two cases of sexual abuse for demonstrating what he called the "Windshield Wiper" technique on two of his patients.  Nowhere in the article is this technique described.  Nice reporting, random Swedish writer.  (The Local)