Too Sleepy To Think of a Clever Title

MelBivDevoe

I think the cute little guy over there has the right idea.  Tuesday afternoons are just perfect for napping... if only one had the time!

You know what'd be amazing?  If my home had a secret door in it, like these homes do.  Check out #12 - it leads to a secret theater!  (The Chive)

Homemade Nutella recipe.  'Nuff said.  (David Lebovitz)

Hump Day Links Are Here!

MelBivDevoe

Animals do have amazing instincts, no?  Particularly their uncanny sense of timing, as this slideshow of animal photobombs can attest.  (HuffPo)

Did you know that they still offer Glamor Shots in some malls around the country?  I thought those went out with the '80s.  These Soviet shots almost make me want to have my own glamor session... almost.  (The Gloss)

Look, I loved the minions from "Despicable Me," but a whole movie of nothing but them jabbering away in their gibberish might be too much for me to handle.  (AV Club)

World's Most Famous Party Crasher Announces Summer Tour (In My Dreams)

MelBivDevoe

Oh, how I wish this first story were true.  If it were, I'd start making my sign right now.  I would LOVE to have Bill Murray crash at my place.  Who wouldn't want to sing karaoke with him??  (Super Official News)

This, on the other hand, is a true story, sadly.  Apparently, two strip clubs in Florida are fighting over the "right" to feature Octomom Nadya Suleman as a dancer.  Why on Earth would you want to pay money to watch that woman strip?  (HuffPo)

Ugh, I feel icky from that last link.  Time for a cute chaser!  Here's a slideshow of a Shar Pei who took in a couple of abandoned tiger cubs.  (SF Gate)

I Was Angry When I Wrote This, Excuse Me If I Curse Too Much

Pinky McLadybits

Via

Do not read this link if you are eating lunch, want to eat lunch, are thinking about eating lunch. I AM SO SERIOUS, Y'ALL! It's the shitty jobs of the animal kingdom. (ABCs Of Animal World)

Keeping on the bug/animal theme, you'll never believe that this caterpillar is real and not some fancy paperweight you can buy for your Mom from Things Remembered. (Gizmodo)

We move now to the majestic octopus, tentacled deity of Pajiba and holder of clues to our planet's history. (Treehugger)

Ah, movie theaters. If you would just guarantee me that the old bitch in front of me won't loudly talk through the flick or that the asshole teenagers won't text or talk through the feature, I would give you my business. So now you have to make your employees work midnight showings for any movie that you think might just sell. This is why I just hit up the drive-in, bitches. (PSFK)

The Links Are All Over The Place. Like Your Mom. BOOM!

Pinky McLadybits

I don't know about you, but I tend to bake a lot during holidays. Not President's Day, but big holidays. Like Grandparents Day. Anyway, this is a million dollar idea for sure. (iMGUR)

Speaking of a million dollars, that's what I'd pay to be able to make my hair look pretty like this. (The Beauty Department)

Do you have the Facebook Timeline? Are you also seeing comments disappear, your feed filled with recent and week-old crap even thought you clicked Most Recent? The second question has nothing to do with this. But it is pissing me off. AHEM. Behold! A way to bring back the simpler Facebook profile! (Lifehacker)

Hot Links: Today's Links Could Save A Life, Though Probably Not Yours. Sorry.

Kolby

It's Wednesday, friends, and I'm a little extra perky this morning because tonight marks the return of Happy Endings and the always pleasurable (in an only slightly guilty way) Revenge.  The TV is mine again!  I hope you've got something to look forward to today, and to get you started off on the right foot, here are your Wednesday links.

Bored of Hot Ink? Blasphemy!: Hot Links

Author: Metric Jenn

We all get bored from time to time, and that's when aimless internet surfing comes in real handy. And god(topussy) forbid that one should actually be productive; thus this mini-list of some links that we all find amusing.