It's National Pi Day! 3/14! Get It?

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By Cat Londers

In honor of Pi Day, here is something mathematically-themed: How To Predict A Celebrity Divorce! (Time)

Also in honor of Pi Day, here is some pie. Yum. (Neatorama)

Tis a sad, sad day for fans of the enormous volumes of Encyclopaedia Brittanica. They have stopped printing. Pour out some alphabet soup in memoriam. (The New York Times)

Of course, you can still access Brittanica online. Sorry about your soup. Now they can update more quickly and stay up to date when we all bring back these obsolete words. (Matador) Thanks, Mel Biv Devoe!

Valentines' Day Gifts: A Time To Buy Me Sweet Stuff

I don't want chocolates (can't indulge on diet), I don't want only flowers (they totally die), and I don't want just dinner. I want a gift for this Valentine's Day! And not a pre-packaged gift that hundreds of other people also chose for their significant other while browsing Target the day before V-Day. I want something that says PINKY. Not literally you see, as I want this handmade necklace from etsy store Pica Pica Press.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 theater silhouette locket in silver. I need it like a crackhead needs a fix, but with less puking and about the same amount of blowies. I adore it. Gimme. - Pinky

If Mark Wahlberg Were Here, He Would Have Stopped This Post

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I haven't been able to enjoy the Second Coming (heh heh, coming..) of Beavis and Butthead, as I don't have cable or satellite right now. LAME. Makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick clearly likes them too, since he made these real-life bust-mask hybrids of them. Butthead totally looks like a kid I went to school with.(reddit) 

After that, here's something a lot less terrifying. Which company is this: The company argues that it's hard to hire the best people in the world when the state where it's based discriminates against them. (The Atlantic)

Here's another piece that blames the entertainment industry for people choosing to pirate movies. What do you think? (GIGAOM)

Now wrap your head around this: Russia was spied on...by a rock. I shit you not. (Canada.com)