She's So Dramatic, I Want to Set Myself On Fire

MelBivDevoe

Happy Monday, y'all.  Let's start things off with a laugh or two, shall we?  This tumblr mashes up images of Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development" with actual quotes from Mitt Romney.  It's unreal how easily you could be fooled into thinking that these are quotes from the show instead.  (Lucille and Mitt)

I will never look at Joe Flacco the same way again after seeing this NFL quarterbacks/Muppets comparison.  If I ever hear him call someone a "weirdo," I might die of laughter.  (BuzzFeed)

Too Much Pumpkin? No Such Thing!

MelBivDevoe

Today is definitely not the day that I tire of pumpkin anything.  Like this recipe: pumpkin chai oatmeal blueberry muffins.  That's a whole lotta deliciousness in one muffin!  Oh, and they're vegan, which I'm sure will please some of you.   (LunchBoxBunch)

In need of a good laugh today?  These photos from "Young Me, Now Me" should do the trick.  It's nearly impossible not to laugh at adults trying to emulate the expressions they made when they were toddlers.  (Pleated Jeans)

Good news if you grew up loving "Tiny Toons" (and if you didn't, I kinda feel sad for you): You can now catch the epic "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" movie on YouTube in its entirety!  (Gizmodo)

Are people needlessly sexualizing little girls if they wear leopard print?  Look, if leopard print automatically equals "sexy," then someone better tell these Hello Kitty dolls to clean up their acts.  I don't see anything wrong with young girls wearing fun prints, but I think the pink bikini on this page is cut rather skimpily for an 8 year old, no?  (Jezebel)

I'll Take My Groundhog With Extra Cilantro, Thanks

Kolby

I'm back, friends and lovers!  It's been a rollercoaster of a few days for me, but the short and sweet of it is that a group of the most amazing people on the planet (also, Mars) got together and presented yours truly with a shiny new laptop on which to pretend to work.  I'm still in shock, and ever so grateful.  There are good people in the world?  No effing way!  So, without further BS, here are your Groundhog Day (don't get me started on that little bastard and his shadow) Hot Links.

If this infographic is a reliable indicator, then we are, like, so totally not alone in the universe.  Someone get Jodie Foster on the horn. (Space)

MelBivDevoe's Wish List

MelBivDevoe

1.  Cute Animal Slippers:



 I love nothing more than to come home after a long day of standing on my feet at work, slip off my shoes, and slide my feet into a soft, plushy pair of slippers.  And if said slippers happen to be cute animals?  Well, that's all the better.  Penguins are my favorite animal, so I love these penguin slippers that are available on Amazon for $24.99. 

Hot Links: Thank You and You're Welcome

Kolby

Clear some space on your living room walls, folks, and make room for these sublime hand-stitched Kanye West tweets. Like Yeezy say, that sh*t cray. (Etsy)

Here's the mother f*ckin' Periodic Table of Swearing, b*tches. (Modern Man)

I am 100% on board with the opinion that this is the absolute worst Tim Tebow tattoo ever inked. (Unathletic Magazine)

Hot Links: The ONE and ONLY time you'll ever see the words "Hanson" and "Orgasm" on the same page.

Kolby

An orgasm has now been imaged in 3D video in the brain as it happens - and for possibly the first time in the history of science, women came first (full disclosure: I didn't write that - Time did, and holy macaroni, it was so kickass I grabbed it). (Time Healthland)

Christmas shopping for someone who owns an iPhone? Odds are the answer is yes, so here's a list of iPhone-friendly gift ideas. (TechCrunch)

OPI iPhone App: Silly Fun For Your Apple Device

Author: Park

OPI, a nail polish brand that I really like, offers a free iPhone app so that you can see all the colours available and then see how they’d look on you. 

The app has a little cartoon hand that you can try all the nail polishes on.  The image of the hand can also be adjusted to match different skin colours.  It’s a nice idea, but I find the choice of skin tones pretty limited; especially for non-white people.  It’s a step in the right direction, but more choice in skin tones would make this useful to more customers.