She's So Dramatic, I Want to Set Myself On Fire

MelBivDevoe

Happy Monday, y'all.  Let's start things off with a laugh or two, shall we?  This tumblr mashes up images of Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development" with actual quotes from Mitt Romney.  It's unreal how easily you could be fooled into thinking that these are quotes from the show instead.  (Lucille and Mitt)

I will never look at Joe Flacco the same way again after seeing this NFL quarterbacks/Muppets comparison.  If I ever hear him call someone a "weirdo," I might die of laughter.  (BuzzFeed)

Oh, Here's Monday Again. Joy.

MelBivDevoe

Image of the author, hard at work

At this point, I could start a blog called "Stupid Sh*t Politicians Say" and every day I'd probably have a dozen new stories to share.  Like this one.  Can these people not hear themselves when they speak?? (Care2)

I'm not the only one getting sick of the stupid, sexist, and sometimes homophobic vitriol these politicians spew.  Chris Kluwe, punter for the Minnesota Vikings and all-around awesome dude, wrote an eloquent, hilariously biting response to a Maryland delegate who was offended that an NFL player supports gay marriage.  He even edited that response when readers complained about his use of naughty language.  My new goal is to work "Alas and alack my top hat has fallen!" into everyday conversations.  I love this man.  (Out of Bounds)

Suit Up! It's Friday And We're Going Out!

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Jos A. Banks has buy one suit and get 2 suits, 2 shirts, and 2 silk ties FREE. I am not even kidding. 

Urban Outfitters has up to 89% off sale items. 

A Gift Personalized is offering a personalized NFL Mug for $12.99 and free shipping.

Walmart has the Kodak M5350 16 MP Digital Camera and accessories for $54.

DSW has clearance items up to 50% off. 

The Body Shop has several deals right now. 35% off top-rated products. Buy 2 Get 1 Free or Buy 1 Get 1 50% off on all body, bath, fragrance, hair, and accessories.

Hot Ink Deals of The Day

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HauteLook has new deals every day, with up to 75% off retail prices. Current sale brands include Lorac, French Cottage, MG Black Label and more.

Woot! Is having a Woot-Off! today, which means when one deal sells out, a new deal appears instead of their normal one deal a day. This applies to their normal woot!, kidswoot!, and winewoot!.

Target is offering a $50 giftcard with the purchase of  select XBOX 360 or Playstation 3 game system or bundle. Online only.