She's So Dramatic, I Want to Set Myself On Fire

MelBivDevoe

Happy Monday, y'all.  Let's start things off with a laugh or two, shall we?  This tumblr mashes up images of Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development" with actual quotes from Mitt Romney.  It's unreal how easily you could be fooled into thinking that these are quotes from the show instead.  (Lucille and Mitt)

I will never look at Joe Flacco the same way again after seeing this NFL quarterbacks/Muppets comparison.  If I ever hear him call someone a "weirdo," I might die of laughter.  (BuzzFeed)

Is it November Yet?

MelBivDevoe

Favorite new tumblr: The Worst Things for Sale.  It's incredible not only that these products exist but also that people actually buy them.  Like these Puppylocks.  Really?  (TWTFS)

Republicans in Congress killed a bill that would help unemployed veterans receive job training.  The strange thing is, many of them helped to write the bill in the first place.  So why did they kill it?  Speculators believe they wanted to prevent Obama from scoring another victory.  That's right - it's more important to some Republicans to see Obama lose than it is to provide help to those who have served our country.  I just can't with these political games anymore, you guys.  Is it Election Day yet? (NBC News)

Despite that bad news, there was something to celebrate yesterday - September 20th marked the one year anniversary of the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."  While there's still a ways to go until all people considered equal in our country, this was still a big step for equality.  (HRC) 

Saints Preserve Us, Wherever We May Fall

MelBivDevoe

Artist Jska Priebe has turned some of the most beloved female sci-fi characters into saints, like Leeloo over there.  I wonder, what would she be the saint of?  Travelers?  (The Mary Sue)

Saturday Night Live is now actively seeking suggestions for their musical acts from the internet.  There's no way this could possibly backfire.  (AV Club)

Boy, Fox News needs to vet their guests a little better, if this young comedian can get through and troll their hosts live on the air.  (Superficial)

If you've not yet heard the leaked video in which Mitt Romney reveals his true feelings about voters who back Obama, then you need to do so now.  In a surprising move, Romney held a press conference to confirm that yes, those are his beliefs.  My takeaway?  If you make less than $200,000, his insane idea of "middle class," then you mean nothing to Romney.  (Gawker)

Aiden Turner Says Hello. And My Panties Just Melted Off.

Pinky McLadybits

Hi! I trust your hangovers are gone or on the mend and all of the green dye has been cleaned from your teeth and tongue. DELIGHTFUL!

Let us begin with a tip for keeping your drinks cold outdoors in the summertime. Hint: Metal trough + picnic table. (Lifehacker)

Pretty cool, right? Well, this is going to blow your tiny little mind. I'm still dubious as to these being pencil drawings and not photographs. I'm watching you, Paul Cadden. One picture is NSFW. (The Daily Mail)

These are truly spectacular photographs and exceedingly beautiful. These were shot directly facing the sun and show ice and sky, blue and white. (Kylefoto)

Have you heard? Apple has released a NEW iPAD! HOMG! You can't possibly be caught with the old iPad. Tacky. Here are 20 ways to recycle your outdated chunk of plastic. (Wired)

Don't Read About How Kinky Giraffe Sex Is If You're Looking To Improve Your Monday.

Kolby

Well, it's Monday.  It'll be okay, I promise.  Just hang in there.  Power through.  Think happy thoughts.  Enjoy the links.

Your sex life ain't got nothing on the giraffe's.  Just saying.  (Roxy Drew)

An Egyptian lawmaker was forced to resign amid scandal.  Did he cheat on his wife?  No.  Tweet nude photos of himself?  Nope.  Dude got a nose job.  Seriously.  (The New York Times)

Feeling helpful and generous on this fine Monday afternoon?  Why not give this little startup a boost with some ideas for a cute animal mascot?  (WebEngage)