Got a Candy Hangover, But It Was Totally Worth It

                                                               Park

I may or may not have woke up feeling like this today

Hope everyone had a happy Halloween.  It's now the happiest time of the year: Half off Candy Sales!  Okay, it's my happiest time. Woooooot!

Did you have a little too much to drink at a Hallowe'en party and say something you shouldn't have?  I guarantee, compared to these folks, you win forever (Buzzfeed) 

So it's post-Halloween and pre-Thanksgiving so its time for the media to churn out a million weight loss articles.  Well why not tell everyone in the office that you're detoxing while still enjoying this delicious party drink. Probably, don't drink it in the office though (Daily Candy)

Turns out just because it's November doesn't mean spooky deeds are done.  At least not by the photoshop community (Fashion Etc)

This Is The Last of the Halloween Links. Promise! Probably...

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It's the age old question: Would you survive a horror movie? Choose your own fate! But don't blow on that conch shell. Just...trust me. (Refinery29)

Celebrities have enough money to dress in the skin of someone if they really wanted to do that for Halloween. So why do some of them slum it so hard? YOU HAVE MONEY. SPEND IT. I would also like to point out that Scott Disick is even more self-aware than I could have ever guessed. (The Gloss)

I Enjoy Being Terrified: Movies To Watch On Halloween

Pinky McLadybits

I am extremely disappointed with the horror movies available to me via Netflix and the three billion pay channels we have right now through Directv. Sure, I can watch some excellent horror on AMC or SyFy, but they are cut all to hell (and not in the slasher kind of way) and leave out the good bits. Plus, the good horror movies are elusive, leaving more room in the schedule for Pumpkinhead 45: We Hired Monosyllabic Landscapers As Actors. The REVENGE!

It's terrible. 

I've decided to make a list of the movies I wish I could watch right now, but can't because of first world problems and not wanting to pay more money out than I already am to rent them. Ugh. Feel free to add your favorite scary movie in the comments.

Sandy Won't Ruin MY Halloween

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Let's begin with some Halloween-themed cake masterpieces. (Cake Wrecks)

These ladies win Halloween. Just, don't even bother with your witty women binders or whatever. HOCUS POCUS, BITCHES! (via Reddit)

Here's a lovely essay about a woman seeking to connect with her late father by attending the Fuller show on "Progress" and possible disaster aversion. (Harpers)

Always remember: batteries and...something about a bathtub? (The Onion)

Some alleged time travelers share their stories with us...(Weird Worm)

I Put a Spell on You, Because You're Mine!

MelBivDevoe

Halloween is almost here.  Are you preparing by watching your favorite horror movies?  I love classics like "The Thing," but if you're looking for something a little more recent, here's a list of the 10 best horror flicks from the last two years.  Can't argue with #1! (Forbes)

Speaking of horror movies, here are the celebs you didn't want to see die in their respective films.  Spoilers abound, obviously.  (Crushable)

If you're really looking for a good scare, though, forget the movies.  Head to your library or bookstore and look for one of these spooky novels!  I definitely recommend any of H.P. Lovecraft's work if you want something to give you some lingering heebie-jeebies.  (io9)

As far as real life horror goes, the whole eastern seaboard is preparing for Hurricane Sandy to hit this week.  Please, if you're in the storm's predicted path, take precautions and stay safe!  (Boing Boing)

Spoooooky links (and not so spooky but still great)

Park                                                                                  

 Okay folks, I've made a major decision in my life: I've taken stock and I've decided that its time to make some real changes.  I need to live my truth, I have to come clean. Guys *deep breath*, I think that animals dressed up are really cute. Phew, I feel so free! 

Now let's look at these cats in wigs.  In wigs like they’re people! (TheBlogess)

Love Hallowe’en AND creative ways to punish your kids for misbehaving? These costumes will hurt you more then they hurt them…because you’ll laugh so hard you’ll get a stitch.  (MommyShorts)

Why'd You Have To Wait: Last Minute Costumes

Pinky McLadybits

No.

I chose a Halloween costume early, but then I got cold feet and tried to brainstorm new ideas with the help of Facebook friends. I also thought up a few on my own while I was trolling stores, looking at everything they had and attempting to decide if the item would help me make a costume. 

In the end, I decided to go with my original idea, which is Wichita from Zombieland. Maybe you'd like to be her as well? I suppose you could last minute her fairly easily. 

More Frightening Than LiLo At Your House Party: Scary Decorations

Pinky McLadybits

I'm totally scary. I AM.

We already talked about how much I like Halloween decorating. Then I proceeded to make fun of several sucky Halloween decorations. I feel like the decorations should be scary or at least creepy.

You don't think Pumpkinhead Jester Demon on the left here is scary? HE SITS ON A THRONE OF BLACK CATS AND LIES! I'm also pretty sure that he is responsible for that weird smell in the bathroom...

Anyway, I thought we would go ahead and look at some Halloween decorations and props that are actually scary, disgusting, and totally badass.

Let us do this thing.

Dixie's Halloween Playlist: Sweet Dreams, Kids (Part 2)

Dixie

Did I mention that I have a lot of music that is perfect for Halloween? I really do. So, here is part 2 of my list. Hold onto your skin so it doesn't crawl off and prepare to rock out.

We Can Play With Bloody Mary

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Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls

Halloween is nearly here, my lovely Inkers! To celebrate, check out this "haunted house" that was brought to my attention by reader Shonda. (Blackout Haunted House)

Yes, you read that correctly. You have to sign a waiver, you must go through alone, there may be nudity, the actors are allowed to touch you, and you can't be prone to seizures or keeling over from fright. I had to find out more. Check out these walkthroughs of the different seasons of Blackout. (The Jaded Viewer)

Dixie's Halloween Playlist: Sweet Dreams, Kids (Part 1)

Dixie

I love Halloween. It's a holiday where you get to dress up and eat yummy treats without all the stress of wrapping family presents and wrangling family members for dinner. Plus, it satisfies my inner morbid 8-year-old that used to quake under the covers at night while reading Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark with a flashlight. I love being scared and therefore have all kinds of fun with a holiday that is all about the scary and the ghoulish. Combine that with my love of music and it's no surprise that I have a large amount of music that I compile into a playlist for the days leading up to Halloween, handing out treats or adding to rotation of songs at the infrequent Halloween party I attend.

I Am the Girl of 100 Lists... Er, 10, Actually

MelBivDevoe

Happy Monday!  I'm recovering from the second of two weddings two weekends in a row, so today's links will be a bit different - nothing but lists of good things to get your week off to a great start!

Still need some homemade costume suggestions?  How about 25 ideas?  (The Gloss)

Or why not dress up as one of these 10 badass women from history?  (The Mary Sue)

Nothing brightens my day like a good Photoplasty contest:  here's 19 ways to make great movies even better.  (Cracked)

Halloween Decorations: These Are Scary For A Different Reason

Pinky McLadybits

Look how scared I am, you guys!

I like decorating my house for Halloween. If I had my way, I would have zombies climbing out of the flower beds, ghost hanging from the trees, vampires peering around tree trunks, orange and purple lights on the house, and psychotic killers hiding around the corner of the house.

Alas, I am married to a guy that hates decorations for all holidays. It's crazy. It makes me crazy. It probably makes him more crazy since I disregard him. He should be thankful that I only want the Halloween decorations that I do. He should realize that things could be much, much worse. I could have my heart set on some of these idiotic decorations.

Don't Be Scared, It's Just Link Time

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If you're in need of a quick laugh this morning, check out these photos of terrified "bros" from the Nightmares Fear Factory haunted house in Niagara Falls.  Lots of hugging and hiding going on!  (BuzzFeed)

Huh.  I kinda dig Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's coordinating tattoos, both portions of a famous speech.  You'll never guess the source of that speech.  (The Gloss)

I don't care what the authors of this piece think, those zombie Martian Muppet costumes are pretty fantastic.  (Vulture)

Halloween Tutorial Part 2: Dude Looks Like A Lady

Rusty

My brother agrees to submit himself to my makeup skills to help teach people how to make a man look like a lady for Halloween.

Halloween Tutorial: Lady Looks Like A Dude

Rusty

With the assistance of common drug store makeup items, I turn my delicate feminine features into a paragon of masculinity. Featuring a special appearance by a cat.

The Worst Men's Costumes for 2012

MelBivDevoe

Last year, I brought you the Top Ten Dumbest "Sexy" Costumes for women.  With Halloween rapidly approaching, I thought I'd take a look this year at the worst costumes for men.  

When it comes to men's costumes, it's clear that no one expects guys to be cute or sexy on Halloween night.  No, men either get to be heroes, villains, or clowns.  For every Batman or Loki you'll see, there will be a Green Man running around, making everyone laugh with his crazy antics. 

However, while browsing the so-called "funny costumes," it soon became apparent that costume manufacturers have a fairly lame sense of humor.  Here, then, are some of the worst costumes I found.  

Apply Water Directly to Burn

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Yesterday, the Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, called out another politician for being a misogynist and a hypocrite, and you can see the whole thing here.  It's a bit long, but pretty damn fantastic.  Give 'em hell, Prime Minister!  (Business Insider)  (h/t Replica)

Here's a multi-step guide to building a remixable wardrobe.  This stylish blogger makes it look easy to build a large wardrobe without having to blow your budget (or find more closet space!).  (Putting Me Together)

Stand Back, It's About to Get All Science-y Up in Here!

MelBivDevoe

Morning, y'all.  How's your Tuesday going?  Better now that you're on Hot Ink?  Well, aren't you sweet!

These creative, eye-catching science museum ads have me wishing I could visit the Science World museum of Vancouver.  (BuzzFeed)

Plans for the Tesla Memorial are now underway!  Are you already planning your trip?  (NY Times)

So you meant to buy apple cider but accidentally got apple juice instead?  No problem!  With just a few simple ingredients, you can turn your juice into cider in minutes. (Gothamist)

Just a Figment of My Imagination

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The latest casting news for the all-female version of "The Expendables" is pretty darn good, y'all.  When I think of kickass ladies, this actress definitely comes to mind.  (The Mary Sue)

First, there was "Dancing With the Stars."  Then came "Skating With the Stars."  Now, ABC is bringing us "Celebrity Splash, " aka "Diving With the Stars."  Maybe it's just me, but that honestly sounds terrible.  (Hollywood Reporter)