More Frightening Than LiLo At Your House Party: Scary Decorations

Pinky McLadybits

I'm totally scary. I AM.

We already talked about how much I like Halloween decorating. Then I proceeded to make fun of several sucky Halloween decorations. I feel like the decorations should be scary or at least creepy.

You don't think Pumpkinhead Jester Demon on the left here is scary? HE SITS ON A THRONE OF BLACK CATS AND LIES! I'm also pretty sure that he is responsible for that weird smell in the bathroom...

Anyway, I thought we would go ahead and look at some Halloween decorations and props that are actually scary, disgusting, and totally badass.

Let us do this thing.

Halloween Decorations: These Are Scary For A Different Reason

Pinky McLadybits

Look how scared I am, you guys!

I like decorating my house for Halloween. If I had my way, I would have zombies climbing out of the flower beds, ghost hanging from the trees, vampires peering around tree trunks, orange and purple lights on the house, and psychotic killers hiding around the corner of the house.

Alas, I am married to a guy that hates decorations for all holidays. It's crazy. It makes me crazy. It probably makes him more crazy since I disregard him. He should be thankful that I only want the Halloween decorations that I do. He should realize that things could be much, much worse. I could have my heart set on some of these idiotic decorations.