Just a Figment of My Imagination

MelBivDevoe

The latest casting news for the all-female version of "The Expendables" is pretty darn good, y'all.  When I think of kickass ladies, this actress definitely comes to mind.  (The Mary Sue)

First, there was "Dancing With the Stars."  Then came "Skating With the Stars."  Now, ABC is bringing us "Celebrity Splash, " aka "Diving With the Stars."  Maybe it's just me, but that honestly sounds terrible.  (Hollywood Reporter)

Friday: TIME TO GET KRUNK! Is That Still A Thing?

Kolby

You guys!  It's Friday!  And it's nearly Spring!  There are robins crapping all over my backyard!  Links!!!

Looking for love in all the wrong places?  You've got company.  (The Awl)

I'm linking to this story about the rediscovery of some gigantic insects because it's fascinating.  But seriously, if you value my advice at all, don't watch the accompanying video.  For the love of your lunch.  (NPR)

It's nice to know we're not all huge assholes.  I mean, we're totally assholes, as evidenced by this article, but we're not huge assholes.  Big diff.  (Mother Board)

Love camping but hate the idea of sleeping on the ground?  The Tenstile may be just what you're looking for.  Yes, this is a real thing.  (Boing Boing)