Spoooooky links (and not so spooky but still great)

Park                                                                                  

 Okay folks, I've made a major decision in my life: I've taken stock and I've decided that its time to make some real changes.  I need to live my truth, I have to come clean. Guys *deep breath*, I think that animals dressed up are really cute. Phew, I feel so free! 

Now let's look at these cats in wigs.  In wigs like they’re people! (TheBlogess)

Love Hallowe’en AND creative ways to punish your kids for misbehaving? These costumes will hurt you more then they hurt them…because you’ll laugh so hard you’ll get a stitch.  (MommyShorts)

Like a Drunken Punch-Up at a Wedding

MelBivDevoe

Boy, the only thing this list of  reasons why everyone hated your wedding is missing is "because you invited horribly bitchy guests like this author."  Damn!  If you don't like the required dress code or some other petty detail, don't go to the wedding!  Easy peasy!  (The Gloss)

After the snarky commenters over at Amazon to tore down Bic's rather sexist "For Her" line of pens, Linda Holmes at NPR came up with a few  ladies-only product suggestions of her own.  #7 is brilliant.  (NPR)