Boots Extracts Almond Body Butter

Pinky McLadybits

Summer is basically here. Well, it was here in Ohio for about one unbearable week, but then it decided to be sunny and 64 degrees without high humidity. So that was better. Still, the weather is so unpredictable here that I shave my legs when showering. Because I am fancier that a bar-fighting slag.

I finally learned to moisturize my legs after showering, every time. I've used many, many lotions to keep my legs smooth, soft, and hydrated but I always had problems with them. Left my legs covered in a weird shimmer. Took half a bottle to do anything. Didn't actually moisturize. Smelled like hobo ass. It was always something. 

Pinky Tries It: Faking Perfect Skin!

Pinky McLadybits

I don't recall how I came across it, but I found a link to a site that said I could fake flawless skin. That sounded like something I needed to know how to do, I tell you that right now. My skin tends to be flaky and oily at the same time. It also likes to get splotchy in the summertime, which is sexy as ALL HELL.

So I thought I would try out this flawless skin trick at YouBeauty and let you all know how it worked out for me.

Arbonne FC5 Hydrating Eye Cream: The Quest To Vanquish Dark Circles

Pinky McLadybits

I decided that I should really be using a moisturizer specifically for the delicate skin around my eyes. I use coconut oil for my face and neck, but I was convinced that it wasn't the best thing for my dark circles and the emerging lines around my eyes.

I looked at several brands, but I was convinced to try out a sample of Arbonne FC5 Hydrating Eye Cream. I wasn't able to use it for more than a week, but that's why this is a Sample Roulette and not a full review.

Arbonne Sheer Glow Highlighter: I'm Glowing Here!

Pinky McLadybits

One of the things I learned while getting my brows done at Benefit was highlighting the brow bone. Benefit has an amazing pencil just for that purpose, but I was already dropping serious cash on They're Real and Brow Zings. Plus I knew I already had this Arbonne Sheer Glow Highlighter at home.

This is part of the loot I won while at an Arbonne even with my pal Stephanie. I had been struggling with the best way to use the Highlighter. Under my eyes? Meh. On my cheeks? Not too bad. Definitely not on lips or eyelids or other places.

Highlighter for my brow bone though? That should work.

Date Night: Products For Getting Some

Pinky and the Ladies of Hot Ink

Via Clockwork Hare

I'm not totally sure what a date night is, but I think it is when you get dressed up and go somewhere with a significant other. Maybe dinner, drinks, a movie or a play? I don't know. I think I had a date night last year...I think.

Anyway, most people get these date nights and we want to make sure that you look your absolute best. This way you can get some if you want it or look so good that you can ditch a crappy date for someone better. WIN-WIN! 

Now, these will all be makeup and makeup tips. We'll give you another list with grooming tips, like brows, legs, AHEM areas, and such, another time. For now, enjoy these Hot Ink approved cosmetics!

Winter Is Here: Products To Help Fight Winter Ravages

Pinky McLadybits

Winter, though it is being fickle temperature-wise, is finally here. And your skin is probably freaking out. Dry. Chapped. Red. Gross. We know. Trust us, WE KNOW. We thought that since we're a newer site that maybe people haven't searched our archives to find information that they need. 

So we're presenting it to you. We're very nice and lovely that way. So, here you go! The products you need to buy to make your skin flip the bird to the winter blahs! We'll have another list for you next Tuesday.

Arbonne Makeup Primer: Like Buttah

Author: Pinky McLadybits

Hi! I'm Arbonne Makeup Primer. I go on as smooth as the ass of an angel and I feel like silken waterfalls as I caress your skin! I help your makeup go on more smoothly and without so many pesky flaws showing through. I'm amazing and I'm not cheap! My favorite color is blue and I enjoy watching horror movies, even though I know they'll probably be terribly written and poorly acted.

Okay, I'm not really Arbonne Makeup Primer. I'm Pinky. Makeup primer can't talk.

Probably. 

Arbonne's Ginger Citrus Body Butter: WINTER IS COMING

Author: Pinky McLadybits

I have a friend, Stephanie, that sells Arbonne. Don't think for one minute that her selling this product will color my review, because it won't. Ahem. Last year, during one of our breakfasts that we do in-between her bouts of chemo, she surprised me with a little gift: Arbonne's Ginger Citrus Body Butter.

It was very lovely of her to do and I thanked her profusely, as I had not brought a gift for her and felt like an ass. I feel like an ass A LOT, I find. Anyway, I enjoyed my breakfast and left toting my delightful prize that would be tossed into my toiletries closet (you don't have one of those? YOU SHOULD) until I remembered it was there.