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Woot's tee of the day is Monty Python-inspired. Run away! Run away!

Did you hear? Bradley Cooper is (supposedly) the Sexiest Man Alive. I suppose he is, you know, if you like emu-faced dudes with hot bodies. Buzzfeed gives us 63 more reasons why Cooper is not sexiest.

What's that? Congress is full of assholes more worried about pissing matches than the health of our children? No. Way.

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I love the movie The Crow and I am ecstatic that Bradley "Emu" Cooper didn't end up rebooting it. Now that I've seen this concept art from the proposed remake? I'm ecstatically jubilant it didn't get made.

I read the book Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs and I was underwhelmed by my thoughts of what could have been. Anyway, Tim Burton, who I adore, is contemplating bringing the book to the big screen.