What's Cuter Than a Penguin? A Penguin Pumpkin!

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Just in time for you to start your Halloween planning, here are 37 pumpkin decorating ideas that require no carving.  My favorite - that cute lil' guy to the left.  (BuzzFeed)

Oooh, this dragon claw bracelet is a total must-have. (The Mary Sue)

I can't tell if this article is praising Emma Watson for bringing back the dress-over-pants trend, or merely commenting on it.  Was that a trend that really needed to be revived??  (Styleite)

"Law & Order: SVU" will be doing a "50 Shades of Grey" themed episode this year.  I honestly did not know that show was still on the air.  Huh.  (The Gloss)

It's a Shpadoinkle Day!

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Oh, my heart's as full as a baked potato, guys!  Troma Entertainment, the film studio behind such classics as "The Toxic Avenger" and "Surf Nazis Must Die," is releasing all 150 of their movies on YouTube!  Which means you can now watch Trey Parker and Matt Stone's musical masterpiece "Cannibal! The Musical" for free!  Although, if you really want to enjoy this hilarious schlock fest, you'll have to get the DVD and listen to the "Drunken Director's Commentary."  It's hands-down my favorite commentary track ever.  (BoingBoing)

Alexander Skarsgård posed for GQ recently and - it doesn't matter what I say, you're not reading this because you already clicked the link.  (TLo)

Don't Worry Baby, Everything Will Turn Out All Right

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Happy Tuesday! Take a minute and check out that graph to the left. Everyone good? All right then, on to the links!

I can't top this headline: "Last Night Norway 'Forced' Everyone to Have Safe Sex at Seven O'Clock for a Whole Hour."  (The Gloss)

Well, I knew books sales were up thanks to the "50 Shades" craze, along with sex toy sales, but this I did not see coming.  (The FW)

Time to catch up with my favorite feisty feline, Louis!  (LouisVsRick)

Upon reading this article, some of us thought this might explain Madonna's British accent, but I'm pretty sure that's just good ol' pretension.  (Discovery News)

Please enjoy these gorgeous images of popping water balloons taken at high-speed by photographer Edward Horsford.  (io9)