Monday... What a Bastard!

MelBivDevoe

Sure, people can be bastards.  You know what else can be a real bastard?  Shelling out $5 bucks a day (or more) to feed your iced coffee habit.  I'm not gonna tell you to cut back on the caffeine - instead, why not try making your own iced coffee at home?  Don't worry, this blogger has even done the math for you!  (Hostess With The Motzes)

Well, this is sh*tty.  "Glee," that trainwreck of a Fox show that just keeps going and going, ripped off Jonathan Coulton's bluegrass cover of "Baby Got Back" - and then put it up for sale on iTunes.  (Wired)
But wait!  You can help Coulton stick it to them by buying his cover of their cover of his cover (whew!) on iTunes - and all of his proceeds will go to charity!  (Geekosystem)

TLC's "My Strange Addiction" has hit a weird new low.  Uh, slightly squicky footage ahead.  And yes, I realize this woman probably suffers from Pica.    (BuzzFeed)

Need a chaser?  Here you go.  (Cute Overload)

Don't Read About How Kinky Giraffe Sex Is If You're Looking To Improve Your Monday.

Kolby

Well, it's Monday.  It'll be okay, I promise.  Just hang in there.  Power through.  Think happy thoughts.  Enjoy the links.

Your sex life ain't got nothing on the giraffe's.  Just saying.  (Roxy Drew)

An Egyptian lawmaker was forced to resign amid scandal.  Did he cheat on his wife?  No.  Tweet nude photos of himself?  Nope.  Dude got a nose job.  Seriously.  (The New York Times)

Feeling helpful and generous on this fine Monday afternoon?  Why not give this little startup a boost with some ideas for a cute animal mascot?  (WebEngage)